OK, Martin, you asked for it:
If you leave the Communist Party headquarters in Shitsville, proceed 1 km to Alexander Lane. At the top of the hill you get to White Oak Ridge Road, now this is where there is an ongoing debate in the Shitsville Senate chamber. Bartin with a B prefers to turn left on to White Oak Ridge Road, while Derrick with a D prefers to turn right. This debate has raged on for two weeks and has successfully divided Shitsville down the middle. It has gotten to the point where we Shitsvillians are unable to pour over the minutia of our daily lives the way we used to.