Yo, markey-mark, this is trigga-mike burke....you may have heard of me, I once had a trial as a bench warmer's boot licker with NAC Breda. But in any case, I think me and my thug nasty need to be rolling up into that hotel with you, because if not, Osama bin-Burke may be on your plane tomorrow out of La Guardia, so I hope we can work something out.
Mark: You are cool, but I don't know about this Pavel Nedved looking mother fucker over here.
Me: Hey, hey, you're talking to my man all wrong, your tone, it's all wrong.......talk to him like that again, and I'll stab you in the face with a soddering iron.
mark:

MMMMMMM......okay, you guys want a suite?