Nick Against the World (101 Viewers)

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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The Pado said:
And you're the one in San Francisco. As the old man on the porch said in It's a Wonderful Life, "Youth is wasted on the young."
Not that we don't have our share of women with giant adam's apples, #2 haircuts, more body hair than Luis Figo, and who speak like 3-pack-a-day smokers on their best days. But fortunately, a trip to the cold beaches here doesn't often involve me burying my face in the sand, wishing that I were instead merely witnessing an Estonian in eye shadow with his nutsack hanging out from his unitard.

SF is the land where the good looking women are quite good looking, if I do say so. Of course, the scary-looking ones are drill sargeants ... but they are at least 300-pounds lighter than their scary equivalents in the other parts of the country.
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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The Pado said:
What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?



When the Gooch stole Arnold's lunch, Arnold held up his lunch box which was now just some balled up metal. Classic!
Even more classic, when Mr. Drummond lectured Willis, "You know, Willis, holding a shotgun to another man's head and screaming 'Give me the f**king money or I'll blow your brains out'...is just wrong."

...And when Kimberley started the late fee revolt against Blockbuster.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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swag said:
Even more classic, when Mr. Drummond lectured Willis, "You know, Willis, holding a shotgun to another man's head and screaming 'Give me the f**king money or I'll blow your brains out'...is just wrong."

...And when Kimberley started the late fee revolt against Blockbuster.

You, sir, are a modern day hero --- MY hero :cool:
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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Bozi.78 said:
so you just christened nick's brown-chocolate-star-fish for fun then?
what a man
Rob, if you are referring to anal sex, I have to tell you that I try to limit my ass fooking to Claire (Blandest), Andries (Seven), Mrs. Plastic Crack Athena (Inflatable Playmate).
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
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This was just beautiful. If Argentina can keep this up, I'll be glad to see them be crowned world champions, truly awesome really. What an entrance by Messi as well.
 

Azzurri7

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Dec 16, 2003
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ThePLaya said:
he did not score yet in WC.. hope to see that against USA on saturday ?

Did I say that I loved the way he scored against Ghana?? No....I really don't understand you, It's either you're trying to play dumb or dumb..Should be one of them though.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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Azzurri7 said:
Did I say that I loved the way he scored against Ghana?? No....I really don't understand you, It's either you're trying to play dumb or dumb..Should be one of them though.

He is not dumb. He's an asshole. Not a fucking asshole, but still an asshole.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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Seven said:
This was just beautiful. If Argentina can keep this up, I'll be glad to see them be crowned world champions, truly awesome really. What an entrance by Messi as well.
It will be interesting to see who Pekerman decides to field in the next round, as Messi, Tevez, and Saviola have all played rather well. If I was in his spot Messi would be starting no matter what along with Crespo, but then again who knows what Pekerman will decide after leaving out Zanetti. The football they're playing now is absolutely stunning but we shall see how they face against world class opposition.
 
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IncuboRossonero

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    The Pado said:
    :D :D

    LOL, but who is Crazy Larry?
    Crazy Larry had a thing for young Kimberly...but Mr. Drummond did not approve...even though she would later star in the adult film "Different STROKES"...Anyhow Crazy Larry had a leather jacket..sideburns and was played by a young Jewish up and coming comedian known to the world as....
























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    The Pado

    Filthy Gobbo
    Jul 12, 2002
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    Believe it or not my local Raleigh, North Carolina newspaper today reports that the calciopoli trial will be heard June 27-29 with verdicts expected on or before July 9. Appeals will be considered up until July 20.
     

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