The Pado said:
And you're the one in San Francisco. As the old man on the porch said in It's a Wonderful Life, "Youth is wasted on the young."
Not that we don't have our share of women with giant adam's apples, #2 haircuts, more body hair than Luis Figo, and who speak like 3-pack-a-day smokers on their best days. But fortunately, a trip to the cold beaches here doesn't often involve me burying my face in the sand, wishing that I were instead merely witnessing an Estonian in eye shadow with his nutsack hanging out from his unitard.
SF is the land where the good looking women are quite good looking, if I do say so. Of course, the scary-looking ones are drill sargeants ... but they are at least 300-pounds lighter than their scary equivalents in the other parts of the country.