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swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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ßömßärdîër said:
This is a serious article........


Pado, you son of a bitch..........
:lol:

Pado, you wanker!

From the University of Cincinnati paper:
http://www.newsrecord.org/media/sto...n.Langsam-1983897.shtml?norewrite200606030146

In Brief: Woman finds semen in shoe after sleeping in Langsam
Issue date: 5/11/06 Section: News

University police said they are looking for a man who is a possible suspect in connection with masturbating into a sleeping woman's shoe in Langsam Library.

According to a police report, "an unknown person aroused himself sexually, leaving his semen on the complaintant's shoes without her permission in a public area that was likely to be viewed by others."

Melissa Norris, the director of Library Communication, said Wednesday that the staff took action as soon as they found out about the offense.

"We immediately called UC police and that is what occurred," Norris said.

Last week's incident reminded one officer of a similar offense a few years back, according to Capt. Karen Patterson of the UCPD.

That led police to name a man who is not a UC student as a possible suspect. The individual is wanted on five outstanding warrants, three of them at the university for offenses such as theft and criminal trespassing.

The man, who there is very little information on, is now a possible suspect for public indecency in connection with last Thursday's alleged sexual offense, according to police.

Patterson said they have a sample of what she called a "liquidy substance" from the shoe at a laboratory waiting to see if the DNA matches with anyone already in the criminal system.
"Excuse me, Miss, are you using that slingback?" :D

Baby, if you ever wondered...
Wondered whatever became of me
I'm wanking into women's shoes in Cincinnati
Cincinnati BCBG
 

3pac

Alex Del Mexico
May 7, 2004
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No, it's the subject- specific SAT's. For example, I'm taking world history and chemistry tommorow, but I have some questions since I have no idea how it works.
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Sebi: Take performance enhancing drugs. :smoke: Lots of them.

So even if you are so wasted out of your mind that you end up drawing a cartoon of some dude going Hyphee in a Honda Civic on your answer sheet and forget to sign your name to it... who cares?!
 

Slagathor

Bedpan racing champion
Jul 25, 2001
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Seven said:
You could say we speak Flemish, because we pronounce words somewhat differently than the Dutch though.
The point of referring to the language as "Dutch" or as "Flemish", is pretty much the same as whether you would refer to what is spoken in the US as "English" or "American". In other words: official and non-official.
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Erik said:
The point of referring to the language as "Dutch" or as "Flemish", is pretty much the same as whether you would refer to what is spoken in the US as "English" or "American". In other words: official and non-official.
The real question here is then: should we trust this coming from someone who is currently wearing orange footie pajamas? :p
 

Slagathor

Bedpan racing champion
Jul 25, 2001
22,708
IncuboRossonero said:
Agree with Paul on Paris...problem of gangs and muggings is unbearable..its getting harder and harder to take a walk without running into a group of punks and changing course. My favorite cities in Italy remain Siena, Pescara, Florenc or Lucca and depending on the time San Remo .... Como was quaint but way too touristy these days esp. with the advent of Clooney in the Lake Area. London has topped my list in the last year :pint:
Wait, how is Como more touristy than Florence? I struggled to find Italians in Florence...

Over rated: Paris, Milan, Nice, Monte Carlo..better off staying in Ventimiglia.

oh yeah and Kiev :yuck:
Agreed on the overrated list. As for Kiev: they never had a good reputation to start with :D
 

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