Nick Against the World (37 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Who cares, we have Huntelaar

Yea, I want Bayern to get that kid.

 

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[The Pado]

John and Lapo Elkann's first day as Juve directors:

"What? Seven Million Euros for Phillipe Mexes? Holy shit! Do you know how many transexual prostitutes I can buy for seven million?"

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I would say that is a lot of tannies.

 

[Slagathor]

Finally my copy of A Season in Verona showed up this weekend after being several months on back-order.

Ooohhh I loved that book

Martin; like yours is a children's bed time story

 

[Matteo..]

John and Lapo Elkann's first day as Juve directors:

"What? Seven Million Euros for Phillipe Mexes? Holy shit! Do you know how many transexual prostitutes I can buy for seven million?"

Metrosexuals? Why would he need them?

He got Zlatan!

EDIT: if you slightly adjust them, you can just use about every Zlatan quote against the man himself .

 

[The Pado]

When asked to comment on his role in the phone tapping scandal, Luciano Moggi responded, "Mama Mia Pizzeria".

30 minutes later, federal authorities stormed every pizzeria in Napoli looking for the decaying remains of Pierluigi Collina.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ooohhh I loved that book

Martin; like yours is a children's bed time story

+rep for the sig.

 

[un altro alex]

John and Lapo Elkann's first day as Juve directors:

"What? Seven Million Euros for Phillipe Mexes? Holy shit! Do you know how many transexual prostitutes I can buy for seven million?"

two? i'm not going to say who but they both start with Z. :eyebrows:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

When asked to comment on his role in the phone tapping scandal, Luciano Moggi responded, "Mama Mia Pizzeria".

30 minutes later, federal authorities stormed every pizzeria in Napoli looking for the decaying remains of Pierluigi Collina.

I am going to go find him..........

 

[flieeeekke]

Who cares, we have Huntelaar

yeah, thought about that today. you think ajax would consider taking zlatan back in exchange for huntelaar?

 

[Martin]

Martin; like yours is a children's bed time story

Oh cmon, Leo is a beloved character by children everywhere

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

If they don' Bayern will............even though I want them both.

Hunt as a striker and Zlat as a waterboy.

 

[The Pado]

Lapo: "Hey John, ever since Inter got in trouble for giving away Rolex watches, we have to be carefule about what we present to the referees at Christmas time."

John: "So, what should we give the refs this year?"

Lapo: "I think I'll just give all the same thing I gave last year, a big bag of cocaine and a spandex banana hammock."

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I would give them a big rubber De Cock.

 

[The Pado]

I would give them a big rubber De Cock.

They'll put it on the cover of Hurra Juventus:

Million Euro De Cock

 

[Slagathor]

yeah, thought about that today. you think ajax would consider taking zlatan back in exchange for huntelaar?

Hey no harm in asking... :undecide:

 

[Sadomin]

Hey no harm in asking... :undecide:

I heard he's scored 33 this season totally, hasn't he? Does he have a chance of winning the Golden Boot?

 

[Matteo..]

Hey no harm in asking... :undecide:

If only we wouldn't have thrown away the receipt .

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

 

[Slagathor]

I heard he's scored 33 this season totally, hasn't he? Does he have a chance of winning the Golden Boot?

Last time I checked he's 2nd on that list and the Eredivisie has finished. So no.

33 goals is good tho

If only we wouldn't have thrown away the receipt .