Hairless?!
Three cans of Final Net and a pompadour that puts Wayne Newton to shame say otherwise, mate.
It's a good thing this is a non-smoking state. Otherwise, I am bound to let loose a towering inferno that will leave every San Franciscan in "Oh the humanity!" shock and awe. Because when there's nothing left but a cinder of this town, I can rightfully say, "Sodom and Gomorrah, my ass!"