Nick Against the World (63 Viewers)

[swag]

Could you imagine the collision between Maldini's giant vagina and Zlatan's giant member?

It's a good thing both couldn't be on the pitch at the same time last weekend... the pitch would have been in far more horrible shape.

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Why doesn't he change his user title to Ryan Phillippe instead?

Or Cruel Intention

I like Phillippe Enforcer.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Could you imagine the collision between Maldini's giant vagina and Zlatan's giant member?

It's a good thing both couldn't be on the pitch at the same time last weekend... the pitch would have been in far more horrible shape.

That pitch had enough lip marks with Inzaghi running around out there.

 

[swag]

That pitch had enough lip marks with Inzaghi running around out there.

+rep, man

 

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[Zé Tahir]

if you look closely, Beckham has a camel toe

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

if you look closely, Beckham has a camel toe

Dude, he is so gay he doen't have reproductive organs.

 

[Slagathor]

Thanks for the welcome Zé and Bozi (and everyone else)

Well I read today that similar things happen in Germany. The chinese Zheyun Ye might be a part of the Hoyzer-corruption stuff.

And don't tell me that Belgium is the only country with corrupt players/refs.

As for Standard, their announced drop in form just happened a bit later than foreseen. But everything stays possible.

Oh that was my point; I'm absolutely certain there is corruption in Holland too. Just that we haven't found the bastards yet.

Standard:
They're like HSV with Van der Vaart; if Conceiçao goes, everything goes

That explains it then

You're still on actually; just that I haven't logged on in a loooong time

Cheers, Erik! int: Great to see you around these parts again.

Yeah... I caught the match:
http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?p=993955#post993955

It sounds like we're talking about very similar, but not the exact same, vaginas.

good stuff

Erik, I missed you so much.

Did you now? In what way though; I stumbled up on your profile... *flattered*

Nono, you mean Ryan Phillippe.

Oohh nasty insult

 

[Byrone]

Sup guys! hey erik, i asked burke to translate that sentence i wrote & he gave up.do u spk or understand afrikaans?
if u do its gonna be awesome man coz i gots some goooooooooood shite.....hehe

 

[Slagathor]

Sup guys! hey erik, i asked burke to translate that sentence i wrote & he gave up.do u spk or understand afrikaans?
if u do its gonna be awesome man coz i gots some goooooooooood shite.....hehe

I do actually; since my native language is Dutch;

From Wikipedia:

Afrikaans was considered a Dutch dialect until the late 19th century, when it began to be recognised as a distinct language, and it gained equal status with Dutch and English as an official language in South Africa in 1925.

Within the Dutch-speaking zones of the Netherlands, Belgium, France, Suriname, Aruba and the Netherlands Antilles, there is greater divergence among the dialects than there is between standard Dutch and standard Afrikaans.

Afrikaans is, in essence, Dutch. They were the same during the Dutch colonisation of the Cape but evolved via different paths through later centuries.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Afrikaans is the shit.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Did you now? In what way though; I stumbled up on your profile... *flattered*

 

[Byrone]

Afrikaans is the shit.

DA!

 

[swag]

Afrikaans is the shit.

As a Greek friend of mine would say, "The Greeks invented Afrikaans. They invented everything."

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

As a Greek friend of mine would say, "The Greeks invented Afrikaans. They invented everything."

 

[Bozi]

As a Greek friend of mine would say, "The Greeks invented Afrikaans. They invented everything."

ask him why they couldnt invent a toileyt that flushes paper

 

[Slagathor]

As a Greek friend of mine would say, "The Greeks invented Afrikaans. They invented everything."

More of a fan of the Arabs myself though. Inventing the 0 was a good move

 

[Bjerknes]

Erik, where have you been all my life? Good to see you back and hopefully you won't disapear like that again.

And, you're just the person to rescue this thead.

 

[Enron]

More of a fan of the Arabs myself though. Inventing the 0 was a good move

Erock, where have you been my man? Welcome back.

 

[Enron]

Burke call me cell phone immediatly.