I like the latter.
Yo, check this, the other day I went to Goretti and was talking to Seidor about the Religion Department and he asked if I happened to have remembered one Mr John Bova. I of course said yes. He then asked if I knew why he was here and i said no.
Seidor then went on to say that Bova was teaching at Goretti because he had KILLED A MAN. i asked if he was serious and then asked what happened. He had run over a hobo in Baltimore and was asked to stay in MD until his trial. So, he was accepted into the grad program in New Mexico, but had to stay behind for a year or so, so he taught at Goretti.
Crazy, eh?