Get this I was with Andy and we got pulled over while walking...not driving...walking. How messed up is that?
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true story-
It was May of 2004, and I was running radar on a suburban -type area street, which is pretty much surrounded by trees, deer, roadkill, and the occasional office-park.
I clocked a 1998 Mercedes- Benz going 50 mph in a 30 zone. I decided to pull the car over, and, to my amazement, a pretty good looking woman was driving the car. I thought she must have been an attorney, because most attorneys I know drive 1998 Benz's
I asked her for her drivers license and registration, and proceeded back to my vehicle to write her a ticket. I noticed that she had an Italian last name, and also noticed that she resides 1 block away from my old house, in North Buffalo, so I figured she was a local girl.
I wrote the ticket for speed in zone, and went back to her car. I asked her "do you know why I pulled you over ??" She replied, in a heavy Italian accent "I was going too fast". I then said to her in Italian "your from Italy ??", and she replied "yes, I am". I then asked her in Italian what the hell she was doing in Buffalo, and she must have noticed my Sicilian accent, or sensed the fact that I am an amateur when it comes to Italian, she replied in English that she is a doctor who moved to Buffalo a few years back from Rome.
I had to ask if she was a Juventina, and she replied that she is a Romanista. That didnt go over to well with me, and the sucker punch came next when she said Cassano should be included in the Euro squad. I hastily went to hand her the ticket when she said, "but my all time favorite player is Alessandro Del Piero, and I hope he does well in the Euro's".
All of the sudden, a stiff wind came along, and knocked the ticket out of my hand, and blew it away.........
Funny how things happen
It was May of 2004, and I was running radar on a suburban -type area street, which is pretty much surrounded by trees, deer, roadkill, and the occasional office-park.
I clocked a 1998 Mercedes- Benz going 50 mph in a 30 zone. I decided to pull the car over, and, to my amazement, a pretty good looking woman was driving the car. I thought she must have been an attorney, because most attorneys I know drive 1998 Benz's
I asked her for her drivers license and registration, and proceeded back to my vehicle to write her a ticket. I noticed that she had an Italian last name, and also noticed that she resides 1 block away from my old house, in North Buffalo, so I figured she was a local girl.
I wrote the ticket for speed in zone, and went back to her car. I asked her "do you know why I pulled you over ??" She replied, in a heavy Italian accent "I was going too fast". I then said to her in Italian "your from Italy ??", and she replied "yes, I am". I then asked her in Italian what the hell she was doing in Buffalo, and she must have noticed my Sicilian accent, or sensed the fact that I am an amateur when it comes to Italian, she replied in English that she is a doctor who moved to Buffalo a few years back from Rome.
I had to ask if she was a Juventina, and she replied that she is a Romanista. That didnt go over to well with me, and the sucker punch came next when she said Cassano should be included in the Euro squad. I hastily went to hand her the ticket when she said, "but my all time favorite player is Alessandro Del Piero, and I hope he does well in the Euro's".
All of the sudden, a stiff wind came along, and knocked the ticket out of my hand, and blew it away.........
Funny how things happen
Vinman said:
true story-
It was May of 2004, and I was running radar on a suburban -type area street, which is pretty much surrounded by trees, deer, roadkill, and the occasional office-park.
I clocked a 1998 Mercedes- Benz going 50 mph in a 30 zone. I decided to pull the car over, and, to my amazement, a pretty good looking woman was driving the car. I thought she must have been an attorney, because most attorneys I know drive 1998 Benz's
I asked her for her drivers license and registration, and proceeded back to my vehicle to write her a ticket. I noticed that she had an Italian last name, and also noticed that she resides 1 block away from my old house, in North Buffalo, so I figured she was a local girl.
I wrote the ticket for speed in zone, and went back to her car. I asked her "do you know why I pulled you over ??" She replied, in a heavy Italian accent "I was going too fast". I then said to her in Italian "your from Italy ??", and she replied "yes, I am". I then asked her in Italian what the hell she was doing in Buffalo, and she must have noticed my Sicilian accent, or sensed the fact that I am an amateur when it comes to Italian, she replied in English that she is a doctor who moved to Buffalo a few years back from Rome.
I had to ask if she was a Juventina, and she replied that she is a Romanista. That didnt go over to well with me, and the sucker punch came next when she said Cassano should be included in the Euro squad. I hastily went to hand her the ticket when she said, "but my all time favorite player is Alessandro Del Piero, and I hope he does well in the Euro's".
All of the sudden, a stiff wind came along, and knocked the ticket out of my hand, and blew it away.........
Funny how things happen
It was May of 2004, and I was running radar on a suburban -type area street, which is pretty much surrounded by trees, deer, roadkill, and the occasional office-park.
I clocked a 1998 Mercedes- Benz going 50 mph in a 30 zone. I decided to pull the car over, and, to my amazement, a pretty good looking woman was driving the car. I thought she must have been an attorney, because most attorneys I know drive 1998 Benz's
I asked her for her drivers license and registration, and proceeded back to my vehicle to write her a ticket. I noticed that she had an Italian last name, and also noticed that she resides 1 block away from my old house, in North Buffalo, so I figured she was a local girl.
I wrote the ticket for speed in zone, and went back to her car. I asked her "do you know why I pulled you over ??" She replied, in a heavy Italian accent "I was going too fast". I then said to her in Italian "your from Italy ??", and she replied "yes, I am". I then asked her in Italian what the hell she was doing in Buffalo, and she must have noticed my Sicilian accent, or sensed the fact that I am an amateur when it comes to Italian, she replied in English that she is a doctor who moved to Buffalo a few years back from Rome.
I had to ask if she was a Juventina, and she replied that she is a Romanista. That didnt go over to well with me, and the sucker punch came next when she said Cassano should be included in the Euro squad. I hastily went to hand her the ticket when she said, "but my all time favorite player is Alessandro Del Piero, and I hope he does well in the Euro's".
All of the sudden, a stiff wind came along, and knocked the ticket out of my hand, and blew it away.........
Funny how things happen
OP
OP
Vinman said:
true story-
It was May of 2004, and I was running radar on a suburban -type area street, which is pretty much surrounded by trees, deer, roadkill, and the occasional office-park.
I clocked a 1998 Mercedes- Benz going 50 mph in a 30 zone. I decided to pull the car over, and, to my amazement, a pretty good looking woman was driving the car. I thought she must have been an attorney, because most attorneys I know drive 1998 Benz's
I asked her for her drivers license and registration, and proceeded back to my vehicle to write her a ticket. I noticed that she had an Italian last name, and also noticed that she resides 1 block away from my old house, in North Buffalo, so I figured she was a local girl.
I wrote the ticket for speed in zone, and went back to her car. I asked her "do you know why I pulled you over ??" She replied, in a heavy Italian accent "I was going too fast". I then said to her in Italian "your from Italy ??", and she replied "yes, I am". I then asked her in Italian what the hell she was doing in Buffalo, and she must have noticed my Sicilian accent, or sensed the fact that I am an amateur when it comes to Italian, she replied in English that she is a doctor who moved to Buffalo a few years back from Rome.
I had to ask if she was a Juventina, and she replied that she is a Romanista. That didnt go over to well with me, and the sucker punch came next when she said Cassano should be included in the Euro squad. I hastily went to hand her the ticket when she said, "but my all time favorite player is Alessandro Del Piero, and I hope he does well in the Euro's".
All of the sudden, a stiff wind came along, and knocked the ticket out of my hand, and blew it away.........
Funny how things happen
It was May of 2004, and I was running radar on a suburban -type area street, which is pretty much surrounded by trees, deer, roadkill, and the occasional office-park.
I clocked a 1998 Mercedes- Benz going 50 mph in a 30 zone. I decided to pull the car over, and, to my amazement, a pretty good looking woman was driving the car. I thought she must have been an attorney, because most attorneys I know drive 1998 Benz's
I asked her for her drivers license and registration, and proceeded back to my vehicle to write her a ticket. I noticed that she had an Italian last name, and also noticed that she resides 1 block away from my old house, in North Buffalo, so I figured she was a local girl.
I wrote the ticket for speed in zone, and went back to her car. I asked her "do you know why I pulled you over ??" She replied, in a heavy Italian accent "I was going too fast". I then said to her in Italian "your from Italy ??", and she replied "yes, I am". I then asked her in Italian what the hell she was doing in Buffalo, and she must have noticed my Sicilian accent, or sensed the fact that I am an amateur when it comes to Italian, she replied in English that she is a doctor who moved to Buffalo a few years back from Rome.
I had to ask if she was a Juventina, and she replied that she is a Romanista. That didnt go over to well with me, and the sucker punch came next when she said Cassano should be included in the Euro squad. I hastily went to hand her the ticket when she said, "but my all time favorite player is Alessandro Del Piero, and I hope he does well in the Euro's".
All of the sudden, a stiff wind came along, and knocked the ticket out of my hand, and blew it away.........
Funny how things happen
OP
Russell was in Mystery, Alaska and Bellucci was in Matrix XXII or whatever...I'm sure they can manage to 'bend'. Actually in retrospect Vinman is hard to cast...while the others are not that difficult:
Padovano: Michael Chilkis or Chimenti
Sergio: Tony Danza
Paul: Clive Owen
Andy: Slim Shady
Burke: Ashton Kutcher
Swag: Mark Cuban
Fabiana: Salma Hayek
Fliakis: Heath Ledger
Zlatan: 80's rocker FALCO
Padovano: Michael Chilkis or Chimenti
Sergio: Tony Danza
Paul: Clive Owen
Andy: Slim Shady
Burke: Ashton Kutcher
Swag: Mark Cuban
Fabiana: Salma Hayek
Fliakis: Heath Ledger
Zlatan: 80's rocker FALCO