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The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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IncuboRossonero said:
Robertine Kevin Padovan (formerly known as Roberto Carlo Padovano in his pre-Carolina days): I too enjoy a good cigar from time to time..that said, I don't consider those dried banana peels you buy from the Uraguain as cigars...no matter how 'neat-o' your country club friends seem to think they are.
Ah haha.
You sad, sad little man.

Wow! A cigar "from time to time" and you think you know something. Well, my friend you don't know shit. Seriously. So you "heard" that only Cuba produces great cigars. You heard wrong, sucka. Cuba still produces the best, but the rest of the cigar-making world is catching up and closing the gap. Cuba has not produced a 100-point cigar in over 3 years. Nobody has. But guess what - the 90 to 96-point cigars that they are producing are no more special than the 95-point cigars coming out of Dom. Rep. and Nicaragua.

And guess what else, Signore Cafone, back in July I smoked the single greatest constructed cigar I had ever seen (and the taste was excellent as well), and it was from Honduras!!

AND FOR THE THIRD TIME, I LIVE IN NORTH CAROLINA. PEOPLE NAMED "PADOVANO" ARE NOT PERMITTED IN COUNTRY CLUBS.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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Anyway Nicky, I'll be smoking a Havana around 6:00 this evening. I have a Trinidad Fundadore, purchase at the Habanos store in Aruba. This cigar is a bit too thin for my taste, but it is excellent. I've already smoked three of the four I was given. Come by and meet me for a drink if you get tired of that New York grind.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,146
I might have lost 300 in vcash, however I'm over the moon that fvcking Man United are out of Europe completely. Now I do not have to worry about fvcking ESPN airing Manure-Werder Bremen or whichever worthless club that worthless club would have drawn. All these supposed Man United fans now only get to see their club every week in the EPL...not in Europe. Justice is served I'm afraid, and a nice big fvck you goes out to all you worthless Manure supporters in the States.

:weee: :weee:
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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Andy, do you think for one second that these glorious results that the EPL sides have achieved in Europe of late (Man U out, Chel & Pool goalless, Arsenal unconvincing in the Group of Retards and Birth Defects) will make ESPN rethink their England only broadcasting?

I doubt the fuckers will get the messsage.
 

Dragon

Senior Member
Apr 24, 2003
27,407
Padovano said:
Andy, do you think for one second that these glorious results that the EPL sides have achieved in Europe of late (Man U out, Chel & Pool goalless, Arsenal unconvincing in the Group of Retards and Birth Defects) will make ESPN rethink their England only broadcasting?

I doubt the fuckers will get the messsage.


Nope, no way, ESPN Latin America is still loyal to Madrid/Man Utd after all they go through
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,146
Padovano said:
Andy, do you think for one second that these glorious results that the EPL sides have achieved in Europe of late (Man U out, Chel & Pool goalless, Arsenal unconvincing in the Group of Retards and Birth Defects) will make ESPN rethink their England only broadcasting?

I doubt the fuckers will get the messsage.
Of course not Pado, however at least I can smile watching other fans suffer and celebrate this little victory for myself for a change. ESPN will not get the message until zero English sides are left in the tournament, which would be nice and I'm certainly all for that, however unfortunately it will not happen my friend. At least we will have a greater chance of seeing more sides after this result...and if Juventus draws against an English side or Madrid we should be able to see our side live for a change.


Check out CNN you lot. Officials shot a man who said he had a bomb at Miami Int. Airport. Pretty strange stuff.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
How's this - we should create new words to be included in the 2006 English-language dictionary. I'll srart:


Fapacino: (noun); When you meet a hottie for coffee and end up masturbating in her shoe.
 

Zé Tahir

JhoolayLaaaal!
Moderator
Dec 10, 2004
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A passenger who claimed to have a bomb on board an American Airlines plane in Miami was shot dead by a US federal officer, government officials say.

The 44-year-old US citizen was shot by an air marshal when reaching into his bag after leaving the plane. Reports say no device has yet been found.

Flight 924 had just arrived from Colombia, and was headed to Orlando.

It is the first time since the attacks of 11 September 2001 that a US air marshal has shot at a passenger.

'Appropriate action'

A spokesman for the homeland security department said the passenger indicated during the flight that there was a bomb in a carry-on bag and upon landing immediately exited the aircraft through the walkway between the plane and the airport terminal.

Air marshals pursued and ordered the passenger to get down on the ground.

"The passenger then reached into his carry-on bag, at which point, consistent with air marshal training, the air marshals took the appropriate actions. Shots were fired as the team attempted to subdue the subject," the spokesman said.

A witness said that the man frantically ran down the aisle of the Boeing 757 and that a woman with him said he was mentally ill, the Reuters news agency reported.

Television images showed police and emergency response officers surrounding the plane after the incident.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Padovano said:
How's this - we should create new words to be included in the 2006 English-language dictionary. I'll srart:


Fapacino: (noun); When you meet a hottie for coffee and end up masturbating in her shoe.

Turd Cutter: (noun); The favorite location of Michael Burke to insert his pecker when a shoe is not readily available.
 

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