Don't forget to masturbate in a shoe tomorrow. November 30th is the Feast of Fappy. I've got a great black slingback picked out and my nuts are beginning to swell. I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight.
Well sure, if you want to burn in the fires of hell for eternity. Your choice. Fap a shoe and the gate of nirvana will be thrown open at your cummy feet.
Well sure, if you want to burn in the fires of hell for eternity. Your choice. Fap a shoe and the gate of nirvana will be thrown open at your cummy feet.
hmm your way seems to be one of less pain. is there a manual or something to learn this path or to we sit at your feet and dodge your faps til we become enlightened?
im going to assume that was directed at me. no prob. you dont really need to congratulate me. I was the new guy and you guys let me in. It is who you be thanking you. Which is why I had Zlatan close the thread for me.
hmm your way seems to be one of less pain. is there a manual or something to learn this path or to we sit at your feet and dodge your faps til we become enlightened?
I am but one pilgrim on the path to zapato nirvana. I am learning The Way one shoe at a time. I cannot enlighten you, but I can give you advice on how to steal shoes from the really hot chicks.
I am but one pilgrim on the path to zapato nirvana. I am learning The Way one shoe at a time. I cannot enlighten you, but I can give you advice on how to steal shoes from the really hot chicks.