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The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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Don't forget to masturbate in a shoe tomorrow. November 30th is the Feast of Fappy. I've got a great black slingback picked out and my nuts are beginning to swell. I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight.
 

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Oct 11, 2005
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Padovano said:
Well sure, if you want to burn in the fires of hell for eternity. Your choice. Fap a shoe and the gate of nirvana will be thrown open at your cummy feet.
hmm your way seems to be one of less pain. is there a manual or something to learn this path or to we sit at your feet and dodge your faps til we become enlightened?
 

Enron

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Altair said:
congrats on the 1000 posts H-town
im going to assume that was directed at me. no prob. you dont really need to congratulate me. I was the new guy and you guys let me in. It is who you be thanking you. Which is why I had Zlatan close the thread for me. :agree:
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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Enron said:
hmm your way seems to be one of less pain. is there a manual or something to learn this path or to we sit at your feet and dodge your faps til we become enlightened?
I am but one pilgrim on the path to zapato nirvana. I am learning The Way one shoe at a time. I cannot enlighten you, but I can give you advice on how to steal shoes from the really hot chicks.
 

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Oct 11, 2005
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Padovano said:
I am but one pilgrim on the path to zapato nirvana. I am learning The Way one shoe at a time. I cannot enlighten you, but I can give you advice on how to steal shoes from the really hot chicks.
ah, I think ill wank in my first shoe tomorrow. this seems fun. Fast and Danger. Ill Mitch would be sooo proud.
 

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