Nick Against the World (50 Viewers)

[The Pado]

Good job, Z-man, as to that last line

 

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[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Altair ] ++



I say we bring back Mario lanza

MARIO LANZA, MARIO LANZA, PLEASE COME BACK.



and bring Perry Como with you.

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by Seven ] ++
And altair, please stop talking out of your ass. Who the hell are you anyway?

++ [ originally posted by Seven ] ++
He missed a free kick you bitvh?

Sure, every other player always scores every single free kick right? Zlatan's even known for it.

FFS at least know a little about football, before you start talking like that.

++ [ originally posted by Seven ] ++


idiot.

++ [ originally posted by Seven ] ++


What the fvck is wrong with you? OF COURSE I wouldn't be saying that if it was Del Piero who scored. Just how dumb are you really? If Del Piero scored that would show Capello made the WRONG choices and prove my point. FFS.

++ [ originally posted by Seven ] ++


**** off dude. Ibrahimovic should never have started today. It's an utter disgrace. In the end Capello's attitude will cost us. This is ridiculous.

++ [ originally posted by Seven ] ++
Oh and you're an idiot. Goes for you also Zlatan, although you're mostly an arrogant prick who thinks he can decide what is right and what is wrong.

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Go kill some Iraqis if that makes you feel more at ease FFS.

++ [ originally posted by Seven ] ++
Yes, the world is coming at an end. It's time to buy shelters out of fear and slaughter some Iraqi's as they are obviously the source of all evil.

++ [ originally posted by Seven ] ++
ZLATAN'S A FVCKING CUNT

++ [ originally posted by Seven ] ++
I was kind of hoping for pictures of you and Andy in a gay porn magazine though.

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That's not what I said you thickheaded moron.

++ [ originally posted by Seven ] ++
Look you nitwits, instead of either shooting or passing the ball Zlatan sees Materazzi coming and decides to take him on. How stupid can you get really? He sees him coming and in the end even turns directly at him.

Etc, etc. Not to mention he was one of the main reasons Sergio left after all that talk on 9/11.


I'm not crying TBH.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


MARIO LANZA, MARIO LANZA, PLEASE COME BACK.



and bring Perry Como with you.

como we can do without como is tito... but we gots to get some crooning in hip hop ya know

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


MARIO LANZA, MARIO LANZA, PLEASE COME BACK.



and bring Perry Como with you.

Hang on a second......................


I'm trying this shoe wanking thing here, and I'm getting to like it.


Hold On,


Yes, Yes, Angelina Jolie..........ohhhh that's it baby, yeah, I got a size 12 that needs filling.



OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



God Damn, that shizznit was good.


Oh no, I read the directions wrong. I guess you're not supposed to put your shoe back on after you're done.


squish, squish, squish, squish.


This is so embarrassing.

Not to mention, I got up too soon and all the cookies fell out of my pants.

 

[Vinman]

So the forum is full of DP lvoers, DP haters and Zlatan lovers now, ay? Well, a newsflash: it was like that way before you joined. It was always like that, with the exception of Zlatan lovers, who took the place of Player X lovers

A few years back it was DP versus Baggio...

it never seemed to end (anyone else remember Sagha ???!!! He was classic.....)

I was pretty much a neutral observer to that mess

 

[GordoDeCentral]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++




Hang on a second......................


I'm trying this shoe wanking thing here, and I'm getting to like it.


Hold On,


Yes, Yes, Angelina Jolie..........ohhhh that's it baby, yeah, I got a size 12 that needs filling.



OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



God Damn, that shizznit was good.


Oh no, I read the directions wrong. I guess you're not supposed to put your shoe back on after you're done.


squish, squish, squish, squish.


This is so embarrassing.

Not to mention, I got up too soon and all the cookies fell out of my pants.

welcome back mista underwrita

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Vinman ] ++


A few years back it was DP versus Baggio...

it never seemed to end (anyone else remember Sagha ???!!! He was classic.....)

I was pretty much a neutral observer to that mess

I love DP

I Love Zlatan

but most of all, I love Angelina Jolie.


Therefore, I feel that Angelina Jolie should be in the starting 11 ahead of both DP and Ibra.
Especially if she's wearing that Lara Croft outfit.

 

[Vinman]

Welcome back amico mio....

wait a minute...thats Lou's line

WELCOME BACK FRATELLO !!!!!!



Now, we just need to find Nicola

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
SERGIO LENZA, SERGIO LENZA



PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE RETURN TO THIS THREAD AND SAVE US FROM OUR LOATHSOME SELVES.

Mission accomplished

Let the shoe wanking begin

Ever had cornnuts?

 

[Bjerknes]

Haha, I knew Sergio would return. He's just as addicted to this forum as I am to hating on USC.

Speaking of USC, God, what a bunch of fvcking cheats.







Welcome back, yo.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++




Hang on a second......................


I'm trying this shoe wanking thing here, and I'm getting to like it.


Hold On,


Yes, Yes, Angelina Jolie..........ohhhh that's it baby, yeah, I got a size 12 that needs filling.



OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



God Damn, that shizznit was good.


Oh no, I read the directions wrong. I guess you're not supposed to put your shoe back on after you're done.


squish, squish, squish, squish.


This is so embarrassing.

Not to mention, I got up too soon and all the cookies fell out of my pants.

Knew you weren't too good for us anymore?

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

so pado how do you exactly wank (on) a shoe ?

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
so pado how do you exactly wank (on) a shoe ?

Be careful Donny, that information could change your life. Once you wank in a shoe, you'll never want to masturbate without a shoe ever again.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

so is it worth it ?

 

[Bjerknes]

:LOL: Materazzi just scored an own goal, that inept worthless piece of fecal matter.

Benny McCarthy just scored another...Porto up 2-0. Hahahaha.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

:LOL: anything bad matrix can do on the pitch it wont be enough to make up for all the bullshit he has done

 

[Bjerknes]

ROAR STRAND just scored for Rosenborg against Real Madrid. Roberto Carlos was just jogging back and ball watching. :LOL:

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

whats new?

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by AtotheB ] ++
Haha, I knew Sergio would return. He's just as addicted to this forum as I am to hating on USC.

Speaking of USC, God, what a bunch of fvcking cheats.







Welcome back, yo.

Its not cheating if you don't get caught.


Greatest college football game EVER.