News that makes you say WTF! (33 Viewers)

[JuveJay]

I fricking well do not!

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[radekas]

Actually it's just "fact" in Polish.

 

[swag]

Ha, that's funny. In Poland, there are no facts.

 

[radekas]

 

[piotrr]

Fakt is one of the worst newspapers in Poland, they have such retarded articles that it's quite funny actually

For example:

"I can't sleep because I hold a wardrobe"

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

WTF!

 

[radekas]

This one is better:

"Crazy American. He beat his mother with a sausage".

"He killed because her legs were stinking"

"Hooligan horse broke his bottle of wine"

"Toilet paper killed a friendship"

"He was assaulting and devouring kebabs". On his eyes it could be translated as "The Kebab-eater".

 

[Martin]

Polish tabloids. How do we know it's for real?

 

[piotrr]

How about:

"He took up the iron instead of the phone"

or

"I broke my neck over a cows ass"

 

[radekas]

Polish tabloids. How do we know it's for real?

 

[JuveJay]

Actually it's just "fact" in Polish.

I understood that

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"I can't sleep because I hold a wardrobe"

What happens if he lets go?

 

[piotrr]

What happens if he lets go?

We were lucky enough another of our bullshit newspapers 'Super Express' gave us next update:

"My wardrobe broke down but still i don't sleep"

On the top - 'Continuation of the history that shocked whole Poland'

 

[Martin]

Make it stop

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Unbelievable!

 

[JuveJay]

No, this can't be a real newspaper, even the Sunday red tops here would cringe at that stuff.

 

[radekas]

Shit is real.

 

[Martin]

I've seen Super Expres. Like... on paper. I'm amazed that this passes for a newspaper.

 

[swag]

Jewish? I was thinking English.

 

[radekas]

 

[ALC]

lol, we need weekly or daily updates on this fakt newspaper. it's funnier than most of the stuff in the funny pics thread.