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[Maddy]

Everyone's good at something.

I had my hopes that you would become a traveller, travelling around the Globe, publishing "Martin's Planet" which you wrote during your travels on an iPad.

 

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[Martin]

I had my hopes that you would become a traveller, travelling around the Globe, publishing "Martin's Planet" which you wrote during your travels on an iPad.

Good idea, apart from the pad.

 

[Maddy]

Good idea, apart from the pad.

Paper and Pencil?

 

[Martin]

Paper and Pencil?

Dictaphone.

 

[Maddy]

Dictaphone.

Hæh! I actually use a dictaphone at Uni.

"Row Four, Six seats from the left, brunette, tight ass, would bang without alcohol 8/10, Age: 20-22 (first to second year student), single? Don't give a fuck"

 

[Martin]

Hæh! I actually use a dictaphone at Uni.

"Row Four, Six seats from the left, brunette, tight ass, would bang without alcohol 8/10, Years: 20-22 (first to second year student), single? Don't give a $#@!"

Dictaphone is boss, it makes you not just regular cool but 90s cool.

 

[Maddy]

Dictaphone is boss, it makes you not just regular cool but 90s cool.

 

[Martin]

Aaaand you lost me. Your mind is too sharp.

 

[Maddy]

Aaaand you lost me. Your mind is too sharp.

What? 90s cool = Buffalo Boots?

 

[Martin]

Everything is simple once you've heard the explanation.

 

[Maddy]

Everything is simple once you've heard the explanation.

Except Religion.

 

[Martin]

Except Religion.

Inflappable is mad.

 

[Völler]

Except Religion.

And women.

 

[Maddy]

Inflappable is mad.

On that note I must venture forth.

Back to the life of wage slavery. Not to mention a wage slave in the financial sector. May the Lord have mercy on my soul.

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And women.

Pleonasm.

Women's a religion.

 

[Völler]

Pleonasm.

Women's a religion.

 

[Martin]

On that note I must venture forth.

Back to the life of wage slavery. Not to mention a wage slave in the financial sector. May the Lord have mercy on my soul.

Are you taking time off?

 

[Maddy]

Are you taking time off?

What? From?

You lost me.

 

[Martin]

What? From?

You lost me.

capitalism

 

[Maddy]

capitalism

No. To free yourself from capitalism, you must become capitalism.

 

[Martin]

No. To free yourself from capitalism, you must become capitalism.

Do you have a tutorial?