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Ford Prefect

Ford Prefect

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Iv seen various threads opening for the strange and depraved things that go on in our so i figured it made sense to have one thread to put it all.

Heres a messed up story

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I breastfeed my dog

Monday 4th January 2010

How do you stop your dog from barking? Breastfeed her, of course. It worked for Suzanne Morgan, 32, anyway.

It was sod's law. I'd just got my daughter, Tasha, off to sleep, now, my dog, Dixie, was barking like mad to be fed. I opened the kitchen cupboard, only to see there wasn't a single tin of dog food left. I felt like crying. Worst of all, I knew Dixie wouldn't shut up until she'd filled her stomach.
'We must have something,' I said, as I peered inside the fridge.
Then I spotted the bottles of breast milk I'd expressed earlier that day.

http://www.pickmeupmagazine.co.uk/real_lives/I_breastfeed_my_dog_article_293284.html

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And now for something funny

Floor collapses at Weight Watchers meeting
David Charter

A floor collapsed beneath a group of about 20 members of Weight Watchers as they gathered to compare how many pounds they had shed over Christmas.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/article6989291.ece
 

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IrishZebra

IrishZebra

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Missing Aussie man found at pub



A TASMANIAN man at the centre of a two-day missing persons operation in New Zealand has been found drinking in a bar and oblivious to the search.

Michael Craig, known as Mick, had been last seen on security footage stumbling out of a South Island pub in the early hours of Saturday morning.

Mr Craig, who is in New Zealand for a fishing trip, was finally located at another bar, in nearby Christchurch, yesterday night unaware of any concern over his disappearance.

Police had ramped up efforts to find the 45-year-old, saying there was mounting concern for his safety and going so far as to check waterways and investigate whether his bank accounts had been accessed.
 
Dostoevsky

Dostoevsky

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May 27, 2007
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Crazy Night

On the January 15th, one guy was caught naked on the street screaming. Mister X aka Rabih Fawaz was quoted saying "There was a party on the beach with a couple of my friends but they all used me, no one wanted to marry me and in the end my Del Piero jersey was stolen".

Police caught other 5 people involved in a fight. A guy named Byrone was caught in his car naked and his response was "I don't know what you're talking about" while have holding Rab's thongs and having a smile on his face. Other four people were on the same place where this crime took it's place. The gang was called "Stomach Rubbers" with their leader Dhroov Mehta who had cowboy boots, later caught riding Aushim, who wore the Christmas hat.

Their friends, Andrew Beck, Aaron, some guy with no identities who tells he's Snoop and a drunk guy who called himself Burke Murke were found in the wan in the same street.

All of the above mentioned were taken to the police station. While all the policemen were on a dughnut break with their supreme commander Vinni Mancino, all of the arrested suspect were caught having sex later on.

Supreme commander entered the room with a baton in his hand where he closed the doors. They were all released after 3 hours and they all had a smile on their face. When asked, they said it's because they got no fines.

Juventizini News
 
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Ford Prefect

Ford Prefect

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  • Thread Starter
    • Thread Starter #18
    Sheik Yerbouti said:
    No one asked me when I created the Porno Discussion thread. :shifty:

    @ja5per: What assurances do I have that you won't get the name changed back after receiving the cash?
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    A. its virtual cash that im going to put on the underdogs over the weekend

    B. Id have to ask a mod, and they are aware of the agreement.

    C. Is this not a contract, would i not be breaking some contract law?
     
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