The sad thing is I followed what it was saying, but had to step back and say, "That headline is fokking gibberish."
Kinda like this headline:
Vijay Mallya's Resignation From Rajya Sabha Rejected
http://www.ndtv.com/india-news/expel-vijay-mallya-says-ethics-committee-of-rajya-sabha-1402231
To the uninitiated, and I know this is culturally insensitive, but to Western ears it sounds like a four-year-old with marbles in his mouth made that up.