NEW USERS:announce yourselves and get your balls cupped here (22 Viewers)

[Byrone]

An arrangement? Pff, you're gonna walk her dog or feed her cat.

Hey I have a baby face like I'm 20! Oh wait..

Yeah well, it's the truth & she'll even back up the story. You're too fake to get her cake.

You have a mannequin face, there's one expression you can portray & that's it.

 

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[Kate]

24/7 ab flexing, I'd go for some of that.

 

[Christina]

Yeah well, it's the truth & she'll even back up the story. You're too fake to get her cake.

You have a mannequin face, there's one expression you can portray & that's it.

He's worse than Capello.

 

[Byrone]

I say go for it but make sure you have a brown paper bag to cover the face.

 

[.zero]

You're married. Shuu.

Welcome Kate. I have abs.

It doesn't matter

Hello Kate, Dusan actually weighs around 1200 lbs.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

What's this about a new girl and balls getting cupped?

 

[Byrone]

He's worse than Capello.

I know, i think they go to the same plastic surgeon, except Dusan takes the collagen shots in his abs.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

What's this about a new girl and balls getting cupped?

She's blonde and she can do the robot!

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I prefer brunettes, but a good cupping of the balls is always welcome.

 

[Kate]

She's blonde and she can do the robot!

These are both true. Like a sexy Peter Crouch.

 

[Dostoevsky]

I say go for it but make sure you have a brown paper bag to cover the face.

Did you just tell her that? That's rude.

It doesn't matter

Hello Kate, Dusan actually weighs around 1200 lbs.

Only when my blood goes down to... wait... no.

I know, i think they go to the same plastic surgeon, except Dusan takes the collagen shots in his abs.

Come on, some day you'll also have those abs.

Keep doing those Spartan exercises, in a couple of years you'll burn the fat.

 

[Dostoevsky]

These are both true. Like a sexy Peter Crouch.

Wow she thinks Crouch is sexy.

You might as well have a shot Byrone.

 

[Kate]

No I don't, that's why I had to specify "like a sexy Peter Crouch, were he sexy which he decidedly is not". I prefer brunettes as well.

 

[Lorena]

No I don't, that's why I had to specify "like a sexy Peter Crouch, were he sexy which he decidedly is not". I prefer brunettes as well.

Blond are the best

Even Crouch is fine for me

 

[Byrone]

Did you just tell her that? That's rude.

It's not rude, when it's true.

Come on, some day you'll also have those abs.

Keep doing those Spartan exercises, in a couple of years you'll burn the fat.

You know what, there's kids in war torn countries that are just as malnourished as you are & guess what? They have abs just like you!

Wow she thinks Crouch is sexy.

You might as well have a shot Byrone.

I'd rather look like Crouch then be the white Ballotelli that you are.

 

[Dostoevsky]

No I don't, that's why I had to specify "like a sexy Peter Crouch, were he sexy which he decidedly is not". I prefer brunettes as well.

But Byrone is hairless. Like an old tire, all bald. But it's nice when you wanna rest your feet and put it something hot. It's all shining like a hot oven.

But hey there's a bright side. Well... his highschool was actually called Wendywood.

 

[Christina]

This is fun.

 

[Alen]

Blond are the best

Even Crouch is fine for me

How's your new adventure with Dusan going on? Or is he history already? I wasn't following you lately.

 

[Byrone]

But Byrone is hairless. Like an old tire, all bald. But it's nice when you wanna rest your feet and put it something hot. It's all shining like a hot oven.

But hey there's a bright side. Well... his highschool was actually called Wendywood.

I don't think Kate minds a guy that's in touch with his feelings, unlike you, Comrade.

 

[Byrone]

How's your new adventure with Dusan going on? Or is he history already? I wasn't following you lately.

Dusan's courtship with women last just as long as he does in bed, no wonder he never smiles.