NEW USERS:announce yourselves and get your balls cupped here (10 Viewers)

[Byrone]

Good! Though I am nowhere near the 300lb mark.

Excellent! Size doesn't matter, shall i send my people over to negotiate your labola?

 

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[WΏΏdy?]

 

[Kate]

The woman isn't a dual folks. Was testing her and she's telling the truth.


You can continue. Thank you.

Ah, so that was what that was about. Are you behind me?

And Byrone, I do not know what a labola is, but the answer is most likely no.

 

[Byrone]

Ah, so that was what that was about. Are you behind me?

And Byrone, I do not know what a labola is, but the answer is most likely no.

Basically i send a marriage proposal to your folks in the form of cows, goats & pigs. With you being so feisty & proportionally gifted, i'd have to part with my life savings. Also you should know that i'm a polygamist, Rab shares my bed & he's very obedient, so you would bring in much needed equilibrium because you don't seem to follow rules.

 

[Kate]

There are rules? But I am afraid I am going to have to turn you down from the very beginning, as I am not in fact a large woman who eats her weight in pie every day, but instead a quite petite woman of a mere 135lbs. So the woman size to cow/goat ratio means that you would be overpaying! And I just cannot enter into a contract based on a silly lie told to make some lads laugh.

But Rab sounds fun.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Would you consider his offer if u found out it was not a silly lie?

 

[Byrone]

There are rules? But I am afraid I am going to have to turn you down from the very beginning, as I am not in fact a large woman who eats her weight in pie every day, but instead a quite petite woman of a mere 135lbs. So the woman size to cow/goat ratio means that you would be overpaying! And I just cannot enter into a contract based on a silly lie told to make some lads laugh.

But Rab sounds fun.

Of course there are. As i said i don't discriminate but this is the first proposal, there are many, many levels of negotiation. The last resort is not one i'd like to take but it might be necessary.

Rab is fun, he's the forum fun bag, if you know what i mean.

 

[Luca]

Of course there are. As i said i don't discriminate but this is the first proposal, there are many, many levels of negotiation. The last resort is not one i'd like to take but it might be necessary.

Rab is fun, he's the forum fun bag, if you know what i mean.

Just listen out for the sound of it slapping against other members.

 

[Kate]

Would you consider his offer if u found out it was not a silly lie?

Mine was the silly lie.

I think we're moving a bit fast there, Byrone. Whatever happen to wining and dining?

 

[Byrone]

Mine was the silly lie.

I think we're moving a bit fast there, Byrone. Whatever happen to wining and dining?

Why waste time when you know you've got a good thing? If that's what you want, that's what you'll get. When shall we set our date?

 

[Klin]

Are you behind me?

You wish.

Enjoy your stay, Kate. Don't take too long before posting your picture though. Have mercy on our Toulalans.

 

[swag]

You will have fun, you seem perfect for this forum. Also, don't write off some members, they're experts at handling rejection.

Except when the restraining orders come out.

And I love this, for all you know I'm 28 stone, needing a crane to lift me out of bed in the morning for my breakfast of ten pie and chips. Though, some people are into that I've heard.

Best put-off post on these forums by a woman ... EVER!

Excellent! Size doesn't matter, shall i send my people over to negotiate your labola?

OK, I barely know what a labola is. This is good African humor.

 

[Byrone]

I might have scared her off but at least we know she isn't racist. Too bad she won't find out that i'm not dark as night.

 

[swag]

I might have scared her off but at least we know she isn't racist. Too bad she won't find out that i'm not dark as night.

But you're African. That makes you a negro in anyone's eyes, right??

 

[Dragon]

If you're from Africa... Why are you white?

 

[Kate]

No, no one has scared me off! I just had to go back to work, from whence I write you now. Sadly there is not a great deal of time set out in my daily work schedule for teasing strangers (I wish there were!).

 

[swag]

If you're from Africa... Why are you white?

Exactly! It's funny uncovering the continental stereotypes.

Even funnier is that I know people who would technically be called American-Africans: people who moved from the States to Africa. Talk about putting a midf*k on a lot of people.

 

[Byrone]

But you're African. That makes you a negro in anyone's eyes, right??

Kinda or a sex trade trafficker.

If you're from Africa... Why are you white?

Because i don't tan very well.

 

[Byrone]

No, no one has scared me off! I just had to go back to work, from whence I write you now. Sadly there is not a great deal of time set out in my daily work schedule for teasing strangers (I wish there were!).

Too bad, i'm actually leaving the office now. Shall we continue our verbal jousting session another time?

 

[Kate]

Too bad, i'm actually leaving the office now. Shall we continue our verbal jousting session another time?

It's a date.

Is this a good place to bring up the fact that I do, in fact, have a boyfriend?