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[Byrone]

You had to tell him

My girlfriend dumped me & i got kicked out of my apartment because of you.

 

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[1 XI 1897]

Ok I'll try to follow all your suggestions.

(But now Balotelli is becoming likeable... now are the Inter fans to make choirs against him... not to mention Zlatan... )

Seriously, we agree

Welcome!
Rememb your nick will be really hard

Oh, it's the birthday of Juventus: 1th November 1897.
"1 XI 1897" It's a way to write dates with roman numbers

Now I'm sure it's easier to read

 

[Byrone]

Here's a test for you, if you could choose which striker to sign, which one would you go for?

A) Adebayor

B) Benzema

C) Berbatov

 

[1 XI 1897]

Sorry, no one. I prefer another type of player. We need a continuous striker (I don't know if is clear what I mean).

I'd like Benzema, but it seems he hasn't motivations anymore. That's a pity. So, if I'm forced to choose, I take Berbatov for his talent (but it passed several time without I see him)

 

[Byrone]

I get you, you want an out & out goal scorer. Glad you have enough sense to ignore Adebayor.

 

[Azzurri7]

Test number 2

- If you ever need help on Juventuz, which member will you ask to help you

A) Mr. Wang
B) Victoria Center Back
C) Engongo


I know you don't know any of them, but by the usernames which one would you pick?

 

[RAMI-N]

Test number 2

- If you ever need help on Juventuz, which member will you ask to help you

A) Mr. Wang
B) Victoria Center Back
C) Engongo


I know you don't know any of them, but by the usernames which one would you pick?

I don't know any of them, Rab

 

[Azzurri7]

I don't know any of them, Rab

You're kidding me Rami

 

[RAMI-N]

You're kidding me Rami

No, I'm speaking seriously

 

[Byrone]

Test number 2

- If you ever need help on Juventuz, which member will you ask to help you

A) Mr. Wang
B) Victoria Center Back
C) Engongo


I know you don't know any of them, but by the usernames which one would you pick?

Mr Wang is the best & safest option. Plus he's always ready in the morning & a stand up guy when hot naked chicks are around.

 

[Azzurri7]

No, I'm speaking seriously

Mr. Wang - You should check his thread, or post your pictures thread.

Victoria Center Back is VicCB

Engongo - Well, he disappeared when Ibra left Juve.

Mr Wang is the best & safest option. Plus he's always ready in the morning & a stand up guy when hot naked chicks are around.

But his deck is like a needle, thin and small.

 

[Byrone]

But his deck is like a needle, thin and small.

That's Dhee-Dhee.

 

[1 XI 1897]

Glad you have enough sense to ignore Adebayor.

Test number 2

- If you ever need help on Juventuz, which member will you ask to help you

A) Mr. Wang
B) Victoria Center Back
C) Engongo


I know you don't know any of them, but by the usernames which one would you pick?

Victoria CB is a woman? Easy choice :thumbs:
I'm joking I'm happly engaged but I still prefer women kindness

But I'm afraid "Victoria Center" isn't a female name but it means something else

 

[RAMI-N]

Mr. Wang - You should check his thread, or post your pictures thread.

Victoria Center Back is VicCB

Engongo - Well, he disappeared when Ibra left Juve.



But his deck is like a needle, thin and small.

I see

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

That's Dhee-Dhee.

Fucker!

 

[rounder]

Victoria CB is a woman? Easy choice :thumbs:
I'm joking I'm happly engaged but I still prefer women kindness

But I'm afraid "Victoria Center" isn't a female name but it means something else

Care to elaborate?

 

[Ahmed]

I'm guessing it means the vagina.

 

[rounder]

I'm guessing it means the vagina.

I know what it means FFS!

I had a clever little comeback lined up for him after he replied but now you ruined it!

 

[Ahmed]

post it, don't let it go to waste.

 

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