++ [ originally posted by Kaiser Franco ] ++
1) Are you aware that Milan has won 3 times as many Champions Leagues as Juventus ?
2) How many scudetti would you be ready to give up for one more CL ?
3) Did you know that Juventus effectively should have been relegated to serie B as well ?
4) What does the name Gigi Maifredi inspire you ?
5) Did you ever take AG Ricola lozenges ? If not, are you the guy who passed them to Conte ?
6) Do you know why we call you "gobbi", what it means and where this designation comes from ?
7) Do you like questions ?
8) If San Siro is the Scala of football, what is the Delle Alpi ?
9) Could you unban Claire ? I loved that girl.
10) If Dida moved off his line in the 2003 CL final, what do you call what that Polish bastard did on May 25th 2005 ?
11) Pirlo or Emerson ?
12) Sheva or Ibrahimovic ?
13) Nesta or Cannavaro ?
14) Roberto Tricella or Filippo Galli ?
15) If Galliani is the Kojak of the serie A, what is Moggi ?
16) One of our prominent male members (no pun intended) has developed this very particular form of fetish for women shoes. Basically, he uses them as a masturbation recipient. What’s your take on it ?
17) What would be worse : Zlatan forced to retire in his prime (see Van Basten) or Torino winning the CL ? Zeman becoming your managing director or lifting only the Trofeo Moretti for the next 3 years? Lapo Elkann thinking he's a fashion designer or Del Piero talking to a bird? Actually forget the latter : both are already happening.
18) After buying their promotion to serie A, wouldn’t Fiorentina have deserved to be immediately relegated ?
19) With all the great car designers Italy has, how did FIAT come up with a monstrosity such as the Fiat Multipla ?
20) Define Inter in just one word.