'Murica! (114 Viewers)

[Seven]

Genius.

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The "I just picked that up" is killing me

You can see him thinking: 'Man, I am smart'.

 

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[DAiDEViL]

You can see him thinking: 'Man, I am smart'.

You can't help but smile. Like watching a toddler figuring out the most basic thing.

 

[Seven]

You can't help but smile. Like watching a toddler figuring out the most basic thing.

You're right. It's cute in a way. But then you realize this man is running for president for the USA and people actually want to follow him.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Did you ever realise that there's 'us' in 'Juventus'?

 

[Seven]

Did you ever realise that there's 'us' in 'Juventus'?

There's also vent.

Some people on this forum have been doing a lot of that lately.

 

[swag]

Did you ever realise that there's 'us' in 'Juventus'?

I thought it was an "uz".

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I thought it was an "uz".

Yeah, that's our special pronoun

 

[X Æ A-12]

Yeah, that's our special pronoun

Can you use it in a sentence?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Can you use it in a sentence?

John Elkann hates uz, Allegri hates uz.

 

[Enron]

Genius.

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The "I just picked that up" is killing me

That man wears a diaper.

 

[Post Ironic]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/anafag...s-pleads-guilty-in-georgia-election-case/amp/

4 plea deals now, 3 lawyers have now pled guilty and agreed to testify in trials of others indicted.

The walls are closing in on Cheeto Jesus.

 

[ALC]

The wars have been taking attention from all the fun stuff happening in American politics.

trump is absolutely fucked, all his lawyers are turning in on him and accepting plea deals to stay out of jail, as long as they rat him out.

republicans can’t agree on a speaker, making a hilarious mockery out of the entire selection process. The last guy they nominated, pulled out hours later because enough of them are upset that he certified the election results

Looks like no speaker anytime soon

 

[Post Ironic]

Not just the lawyers, apparently Mark Meadows has been granted immunity in exchange for testifying against the Orange man.

@ Trump fans. Come defend your man.

 

[ALC]

Looking forward to trump getting the republican nomination anyways

 

[X Æ A-12]

Looking forward to trump getting the republican nomination anyways

Hell he might win the whole thing looking at the competition

 

[ALC]

Hell he might win the whole thing looking at the competition

Sets it up so he can pardon himself

 

[Post Ironic]

Sets it up so he can pardon himself

Except for the state charges in Georgia. Peak ‘murica would be Trump going to jail in Georgia, winning the election, pardoning federal charges, but stuck in a Georgia jail for the entirety of his presidency.

“No president has ever had such a yuge, beautiful jail cell. My jail cell is the perfect jail cell. Sleepy Joe wishes he had a jail cell like this. So much winning. MAGA!”

 

[X Æ A-12]

Except for the state charges in Georgia. Peak ‘murica would be Trump going to jail in Georgia, winning the election, pardoning federal charges, but stuck in a Georgia jail for the entirety of his presidency.

“No president has ever had such a yuge, beautiful jail cell. My jail cell is the perfect jail cell. Sleepy Joe wishes he had a jail cell like this. So much winning. MAGA!”

Kemp would just pardon him i assume

 

[campionesidd]

Except for the state charges in Georgia. Peak ‘murica would be Trump going to jail in Georgia, winning the election, pardoning federal charges, but stuck in a Georgia jail for the entirety of his presidency.

“No president has ever had such a yuge, beautiful jail cell. My jail cell is the perfect jail cell. Sleepy Joe wishes he had a jail cell like this. So much winning. MAGA!”

Will he be referred to as the Convict-in-chief? Would be truly fitting for a country with one of the highest incarceration rates in the world.

 

[swag]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/anafag...s-pleads-guilty-in-georgia-election-case/amp/

4 plea deals now, 3 lawyers have now pled guilty and agreed to testify in trials of others indicted.

The walls are closing in on Cheeto Jesus.

His Kraken is showing.

Not just the lawyers, apparently Mark Meadows has been granted immunity in exchange for testifying against the Orange man.

@ Trump fans. Come defend your man.

Damn, the firing squad is lining up and sharing rounds to load their chambers.