So, I've been very active on thread for quite a while now and I've noticed that, much like the nation as a whole, there has been a lot of conflict between right-leaning and left-leaning members about some very important social issues that out nation is currently coming to terms with. But there is one thing you both seem to have in common - a shared hatred for ultra woke intersectional SJWs, as some of you might say. Well, what if I told you that I come to you tonight with a solution!? Some would say it's impossible, others would call me crazy. But when I saw two almost blank fliers taped to a crossing light, I knew I had to share this discovery with Tuz immediately.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you,
HAMMER CITY, the latest project by the Black Hammer Organization (that I just heard of 20 minutes ago).
What is Hammer City you ask? A utopia on Earth in the greatest state in the union, the center of enlightened thought and reason -
FLORIDA. "No 'Rona," one of the fliers even said! Not convinced yet? Why don't we explore some details of this heaven on Earth:
- Building a city for all people of color to be free (no discrimination of nationality, gender, age, mental/physical differences, etc) - Fantastic!!
- Jobs, housing, food, healthcare - Everything you could ever want!!
- No cops, no rent, no Coronavirus, and no white people - I've had enough of their Starbucks and sunblock smell too! So many different things in one bullet point!!
- Returning the land to Indigenous people - Somehow meaning all people of color in the country I guess!
- Building the first Hammer City in Florida - Let the empire begin!
Now I know what you're all thinking: "sounds perfect! But how much will it all cost?" The figurative million dollar question
. Well you'll be overjoyed to learn that it won't cost anywhere near as much. You can contribute to this vision of heaven on Earth for half of that, just a modest amount of $500,000 in total is needed. Won't you give today?
https://blackhammer.org/hammercity/