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[Ocelot]

Figures it would be in an Austrian. Following in some rather large footsteps, Coyote.

Getting sneakier each time.

First time, it was done outright (though the blame still ended up on the Germans)
Second time, an Austrian went to Germany to fuck shit up (blame ended up on the Germans)
Third time, some random guy on an Internet forum jinxed the sane choice in an election thousands of kilometers away

Bonus points: Trump is of German descent, so there's still some hope of them getting blamed in the end.

 

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[ALC]

It really is unbelievable

I blame the Kardashians. People in America have become fucking retarded. "Muh guns!"

 

[DAiDEViL]

Wow, remember when he first announced he was running it was such a big joke?

He'll make my former favorite George W. look like a half decent President.

 

[Ocelot]

I blame the Kardashians. People in America have become fucking retarded. "Muh guns!"

Blame Reagan & Fox


And some fucking jinx-master from Austria of course

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

I'm so upset. I feel physically sick.

 

[.zero]

I'm so upset. I feel physically sick.

I'm headed to Javit Center regardless of the results

city is going to be lit

 

[Post Ironic]

Getting sneakier each time.

First time, it was done outright (though the blame still ended up on the Germans)
Second time, an Austrian went to Germany to fuck shit up (blame ended up on the Germans)
Third time, some random guy on an Internet forum jinxed the sane choice in an election thousands of kilometers away

Bonus points: Trump is of German descent, so there's still some hope of them getting blamed in the end.

@DAiDEViL

I hate you.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

I'm headed to Javit Center regardless of the results

city is going to be lit

I'm going to attempt to sleep but it probably won't happen.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Blame Reagan & Fox
And some fucking jinx-master from Austria of course

My time will come. Imma jinx H.C. Strache right into your face.

 

[Ocelot]

My time will come. Imma jinx H.C. Strache right into your face.

lol jokes on you, he doesn't even need your support


pls kill me

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I'm going to attempt to sleep but it probably won't happen.

It's 5 AM over here and I couldn't fall asleep if I tried

 

[Post Ironic]

Hillary is done for if she doesn't win Michigan. With it, she still has an outside shot.

Michigan
Pennsylvania
Iowa
Maine
+ 1 of Nevada or New Hampshire

And she wins, assuming Minnesota, Washington, Oregon, Cali, Hawaii go democrat.

 

[DAiDEViL]

lol jokes on you, he doesn't even need your support
pls kill me

he'll end up in germany anyway. You know it. That's how Ösis get rid of their dictators.

 

[Post Ironic]

Trump closing the gaps in Pennsylvania and Iowa.

 

[ALC]

So the President, Senate, and House can all end up Republican?

 

[Ocelot]

Trump closing the gaps in Pennsylvania and Iowa.

Dude, it's over. And that's not even a last-minute counterjinx, it's actually over

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So the President, Senate, and House can all end up Republican?

Will.

 

[ALC]

I wanna point fingers at all the minorities who didn't vote right now.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Trump closing the gaps in Pennsylvania and Iowa.

Can't wait for his first meeting with Angie...if he ever leaves America...after making it great again.

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Hawai

 

[Post Ironic]

I wanna point fingers at all the minorities who didn't vote right now.

Nah. Minorities don't get the blame. Caucasians get the blame for this. 100%. His majority amongst white voters is fucking embarrassing.

 

[Ocelot]

I'm not sure whether I've ever been closer to a mental breakdown in my life

I mean I've had a pretty good & steady life so far, but still

 

[ALC]

Nah. Minorities don't get the blame. Caucasians get the blame for this. 100%. His majority amongst white voters is fucking embarrassing.

You telling me if they voted, we'd be in this same situation?