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[Fr3sh]

@Fr3sh

Remember Rob Ford? The crack-smoking, nut job mayor of Toronto? Trump is like Rob Ford on steroids. I wouldn't be surprised if a video surfaced one day of Trump smoking crack too. And I also wouldn't be surprised if his approval ratings rose after that video became public, just like they did with Ford.

Rob was the fucking man

 

[IliveForJuve]

 

[Post Ironic]

Rob was the fucking man

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http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/james-di-fiore/election-day-chaos_b_12845346.html

Fantastic piece from James di Fiore.

Enough With The Predictions Of A Post-Election Apocalypse
Posted: 11/07/2016 2:28 pm EST Updated: 11/07/2016 2:28 pm EST EARTH BOMB


"The tragedy of life is what dies in the hearts and souls of people while they live." -Albert Einstein

We all need to take a deep breath and take a step off the ledge for a second. We really do.

Either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton will be elected president by this time tomorrow. When that happens, half the country will feel vindicated; the other half will feel cheated.

But make no mistake; the half that feels cheated will instantly become the most important demographic in America. Why? Because they will have to remind the alarmists in their midst that the world is not coming to an end, that America is not, in fact, doomed.

The possibility of Trump becoming president has created a mass hysteria none of us have ever witnessed before. Regular people, people who are not informed enough to make accurate comparisons, are routinely comparing Trump to Adolf Hitler, drawing parallels between the two men that have no basis in logic or reality.

The possibility of Trump becoming president has created a mass hysteria none of us have ever witnessed before.
Hitler was not an oaf, for starters. He was evil, whereas Trump is asinine. Hitler was organized, while Trump is disjointed and sloppy.

Say it with me: Trump is not Hitler. Because if you believe those two men are essentially the same, you are more dangerous than Donald Trump.

Clinton haters are equally apocalyptic, though; engaging in a dialogue that seems to imply Goldmann Sachs will immediately take out a mortgage on the White House should she be elected, then sell that mortgage as part of a derivative scheme resulting in an eventual, no-strings-attached, zero-interest bailout by the American taxpayer that will ultimately bankrupt the country. Or something.

Look, both of these candidates are extraordinarily flawed. They are so flawed that it doesn't even matter if you believe Trump is more flawed. It really doesn't. People are so hung up on arguing that one is worse than the other that they forget that neither has captured a majority of voters who do not loathe them completely.

The best way to guarantee chaos after the election is to endlessly prattle on about how there will be chaos after the election.
If Trump wins the sky will not immediately fall. If Clinton wins the End of Times will not be right around the corner. Unfortunately, like every other newly elected president, both of them will make awful decisions that benefit people we've never heard of, resulting in dead civilians overseas.

So, while the news is not good, it isn't the end of the world, either -- except perhaps for the dead civilians overseas, but we are all used to that, are we not? Because if you were not protesting those dead civilians by now, were you really going to start on November 9?

No, you were not.

The best way to guarantee chaos after the election is to endlessly prattle on about how there will be chaos after the election. You are authoring America's demise the more you frame this election as the last hope for the planet, inciting civil unrest while ironically chastising both candidates for stoking fear in order to get elected. You are not helping the future of America, and by extension the planet, by fostering a vitriolic landscape comprised of reflexive name-calling, doomsday prophecies, ridiculous conspiracies and an unwavering demonization of your fellow citizens.

Enough already. You are voters with a shitty choice, so act accordingly. The sun will come up in America, and your job is to thrust your energy into making whoever is elected culpable for their actions. Acting irrational will only work to solidify the predictions that make you an alarmist in the first place.

Got it? Good. Happy voting.

 

[Enron]

Ive been advised by the embassy not to go out tomorrow night if Trump wins.

Thanks alt right!!!

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I won't lie, I'm curious af to see what would happen if Trump won

 

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Aren't you also curious af to see what would happen if he loses?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Aren't you also curious af to see what would happen if he loses?

No, don't think much would change

 

[Post Ironic]

No, don't think much would change

Trump TV and a SuperPAC dedicated to destroying all Trump's political enemies that cost him the election sounds pretty entertaining to me!

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Fuck. I just thought of something. Next year is New York's mayoral election. Trump loses tomorrow and then runs next year against the wildly unpopular De Blasio. It's so gonna happen, I know it

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Trump TV and a SuperPAC dedicated to destroying all Trump's political enemies that cost him the election sounds pretty entertaining to me!

Nothing some FEMA camps couldn't handle

 

[Post Ironic]

Fuck. I just thought of something. Next year is New York's mayoral election. Trump loses tomorrow and then runs next year against the wildly unpopular De Blasio. It's so gonna happen, I know it

The return of Rudy G.

 

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@Fr3sh

Remember Rob Ford? The crack-smoking, nut job mayor of Toronto? Trump is like Rob Ford on steroids. I wouldn't be surprised if a video surfaced one day of Trump smoking crack too. And I also wouldn't be surprised if his approval ratings rose after that video became public, just like they did with Ford.

They're part of the same movement: right wing populism. Politics is just a bunch of corrupt, pseudo-fascist insiders in suits. These guys like Trump and Ford gain popularity by "talking like a normal person" a.k.a. be crude, lewd and unprepared, and try to distance themselves from the insiders, but in reality they're exactly like them, apart from how they act.

 

[Ronn]

Daayum your ass got thread banned again

Oh thank you. God he's annoying.

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Nothing some FEMA camps couldn't handle

 

[Catenaccio]

I really don't think Trump will win. There are too many Mexicans, Blacks and Women in the USA. I have a feeling he will lose Florida quickly (hearing about loads of hispanics turning up) and then its pretty much good night Trump.

 

[Post Ironic]

Oh thank you. God he's annoying.

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Wikileaks has enabled annoying little shits like that, with a ridiculously partisan campaign against Clinton and for Trump. They ramble endlessly about mainstream media rigging the election against and alienating the population from Trump (blatantly ignoring the fact he does this all by himself), and completely ignore the sycophantic fawning and utter nonsense of the alt-right media and Wikileaks.

Trump threatens to sue everyone who says the slightest ill of him, and parades wikileaks, russian-sponsored hacking of Clinton and the DNC as a good thing, he's even asked Russia to hack Clinton some more. Assange is the biggest joke of this election cycle. Imagine the apoplectic rage from Trump and his crew if Wikileaks hacked the RNC and Trump, released his tax returns, his campaign emails, the RNC emails, and the like. I'd bet good money there would be far more damaging revelations from such a hack. However, it seems we shall never see such things, because Assange (and Russia) has a vested interest in Trump and the alt-right coming to power, or at the very least, becoming a greater and greater political force in America.

 

[Fr3sh]

Aren't you also curious af to see what would happen if he loses?

I really want to see him win, and lose

 

[Post Ironic]

I really want to see him win, and lose

Trump gets elected, and then massive voter fraud by the GOP, Stones, and white nationalists that support him is discovered, as well Russian hacking attacks on electoral results in battleground states, leading to Trump being impeached and convicted, and imprisoned with no parole for 4 years, and the election being awarded to Clinton upon recount.

Trump starts Trump-TV news station from his prison cell, where he spends the next 4 years until his parole lambasting the biased media, threatening lawsuits against the flood of women that keep coming forward to accuse of sexual assault, attacking Hillary as a sulphur-smelling, fetus eating, blood bathing, fire-breathing demon, and attacking moderate republicans as cowardly lizard people from outer space, also restarts birther movement against Obama, and begins pushing conspiracy theory that Michelle Obama is actually Michael Obama, and that they are gay lovers and have AIDS they got from having orgies with Magic Johnson and Easy-E back in the day, and the Clintons have AIDs too because they were involved.

Released from prison in time for 2020 election, runs as independent even though he is not eligible to serve as president anymore being a convicted felon, and wins popular vote as a write-in from rabid Trump supporters from around America. Trump extremists launch terrorist attacks against minorities and "lib-tards" all across America, civil war breaks out. Finally FEMA camps are put to good use as re-education and concentration camps for alt-right wing nuts. Be re-educated or be cremated is the new slogan of the Democratic party. Trump is captured from his heavily armed and fortified Trump Tower in daring raid, he is publicly tortured in Times Square as the New Years Ball drops, then he is beheaded by ISIS Jihadists who now control the white house through Hillary Clinton's corrupt foundation (which they were largest donors too especially of baby blood for the Clintons and Obamas too bathe in) and the gay aids-riddled Obamas who were Muslims born in the middle east all along, then Trump is drawn and quartered and his body parts sent to the 4 corners of America. Becomes martyr of next American revolution against Clinton, Nuclear events happen, American population reduced to 100 million, neo-Trumpist forces are winning under Donald Jr, when Canada and our Trudeau-led renamed Marxist-Trotskyist party launches surprise blitzkrieg attack on the USA with our Eskimo special forces, conquers America in a week and dissolves the border, creating the People's Republic of Canada which lasts for 1000 years as the greatest empire the world has yet known.

 

[Seven]

Ive been advised by the embassy not to go out tomorrow night if Trump wins.

Thanks alt right!!!

I think the level of disdain and disgust felt towards Trump all over the world is unprecedented for a presidential candidate.

It's what you get for being racist I suppose.

 

[Fr3sh]

Trump gets elected, and then massive voter fraud by the GOP, Stones, and white nationalists that support him is discovered, as well Russian hacking attacks on electoral results in battleground states, leading to Trump being impeached and convicted, and imprisoned with no parole for 4 years, and the election being awarded to Clinton upon recount.

Trump starts Trump-TV news station from his prison cell, where he spends the next 4 years until his parole lambasting the biased media, threatening lawsuits against the flood of women that keep coming forward to accuse of sexual assault, attacking Hillary as a sulphur-smelling, fetus eating, blood bathing, fire-breathing demon, and attacking moderate republicans as cowardly lizard people from outer space, also restarts birther movement against Obama, and begins pushing conspiracy theory that Michelle Obama is actually Michael Obama, and that they are gay lovers and have AIDS they got from having orgies with Magic Johnson and Easy-E back in the day, and the Clintons have AIDs too because they were involved.

Released from prison in time for 2020 election, runs as independent even though he is not eligible to serve as president anymore being a convicted felon, and wins popular vote as a write-in from rabid Trump supporters from around America. Trump extremists launch terrorist attacks against minorities and "lib-tards" all across America, civil war breaks out. Finally FEMA camps are put to good use as re-education and concentration camps for alt-right wing nuts. Be re-educated or be cremated is the new slogan of the Democratic party. Trump is captured from his heavily armed and fortified Trump Tower in daring raid, he is publicly tortured in Times Square as the New Years Ball drops, then he is beheaded by ISIS Jihadists who now control the white house through Hillary Clinton's corrupt foundation (which they were largest donors too especially of baby blood for the Clintons and Obamas too bathe in) and the gay aids-riddled Obamas who were Muslims born in the middle east all along, then Trump is drawn and quartered and his body parts sent to the 4 corners of America. Becomes martyr of next American revolution against Clinton, Nuclear events happen, American population reduced to 100 million, neo-Trumpist forces are winning under Donald Jr, when Canada and our Trudeau-led renamed Marxist-Trotskyist party launches surprise blitzkrieg attack on the USA with our Eskimo special forces, conquers America in a week and dissolves the border, creating the People's Republic of Canada which lasts for 1000 years as the greatest empire the world has yet known.

OMFG the fuck did I just read!!!

Hope it happens