Missing Members (43 Viewers)

Maddy

Oracle of Copenhagen
Jul 10, 2009
16,545
Völler, come back :depressed
maybe he's working on some paper or something
His sister is pregnant and he's the father. It's all over the news in Denmark:

12 year old sister is expecting a child with her 17 year old brother
Dad on his 12 year old daughter who's pregnant with her brother: "I'm happy for them; I married my sister"
Girl pregnant with her brother refused to use birth control: "My brother has a very small penis. Didn't think it could reach my Uterus"
 

Scottish

Zebrastreifenpferd
Mar 13, 2011
10,185
I've been missing for a couple of weeks and I bet nobody even noticed :(

Anyway what's been happening - I heard we lost to Inter but it's ok because Higgers has been banging the goals in.

Anybody been banned from the Tuz? Did I miss any gold?
 

Scottish

Zebrastreifenpferd
Mar 13, 2011
10,185
2/3 of the users turned into cowards, thinking we will draw or lose against Zagreb.
Because Allegri and boo hoo 352. We so bad :cry:
Well to be honest it's exactly the kind of game I wouldn't be surprised if we lose after an excruciatingly boring 90 minutes.

Fuck that, though. Let's win this MF group.
 

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