According to Sky, the history is this one:
Inter: Hey, we're interested in Mirko.
Juve: Fuck off.
Inter: Don't be so mean, we have cash.
Juve: No, you don't, fuck off.
Inter: Oh, c'mon, you don't need him, he's old, injury prone, has an scruffy stinky beard, and you have Tévez, why don't we negotiate.
Juve: No, dude, fuck off.
Inter:
Juve: Want Mirko? Give us Guarín? (He'll reject, so this guy will stop calling me)
Inter: YESSSSS, YESSSSSS, I'LL GIVE YOU GUARÍN
Juve: Wait, what?
Inter: You heard it, babe.
Juve: Okay, in which motel you want to meet? Bring Branca, he always likes to get ass raped.
THE END.