Mirko Vučinić (101 Viewers)

[Lancelot]

Scored exactly same goal as Matri vs Milan

 

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[RAMI-N]

I guess you missed the part where he was coming back from illness. Specifically gastroenteritis, or 'stomach flu'.

That's where you spent every 5 mins on the toilet shitting through the eye of a needle, and the time in between throwing up.
You don't know which end it is going to come out from first.
Anything you eat goes straight through you.
It's a struggle to maintain body fluids.
You have no energy so feel lethargic.
You don't want to be more than 10ft away from the bathroom.
Sometimes you have fever and pain in your joints.
You sure as fuck don't feel like playing professional football.

Someone else complain that he wasn't starting tonight.

Well, yeah, since Mirko's left nut is probably bigger than Giovinco.

 

[dann10]

Where would we be with Mirko

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

I guess you missed the part where he was coming back from illness. Specifically gastroenteritis, or 'stomach flu'.

That's where you spent every 5 mins on the toilet shitting through the eye of a needle, and the time in between throwing up.
You don't know which end it is going to come out from first.
Anything you eat goes straight through you.
It's a struggle to maintain body fluids.
You have no energy so feel lethargic.
You don't want to be more than 10ft away from the bathroom.
Sometimes you have fever and pain in your joints.
You sure as fuck don't feel like playing professional football.

Someone else complain that he wasn't starting tonight.

Yeah it's terrible, I had a bad bout of it at the beginning of the year. My asshole felt like it had been raped by Paul Pogba. And the vomiting was ridiculous. Got a few days off work though, so all good

 

[Bianconero81]

Where would we be with Mirko

Without you mean

 

[Nzoric]

Fuck i hope he recovers in time for the game, i cant bear to se us without him again.

 

[Deep C]

I was sitting almost on the sideline and witnessed our assault on the FCN goal in the second half. What really struck me in that game was how physical Mirko was. Granted, quite a few lightweights in the Nordsjælland team, but he was extremely well balanced and strong. Much more so than I got the impression through the telly.

Also, Chiellini sliding tackles are pure sex. You can really HEAR that he hits both ball and man.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

 

[LiquidPLP]

He'll score today I hope so.

I'm curious how he'll linkup with Bendtner. On paper it should work as long as Bendtner doesn't try to be Zidane.

 

[piotrr]

Mirko smile:

 

[Nzoric]

Coming back from stomach flu, lasted 70 min and set up our goal. Should have scored on his sitter though.

Alright game

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Ah well, Ok game.

 

[Ahmed]

the bad Mirko today unfortunately, listless performance.

 

[Hust]

The bad coming more often than the good, unfortunately.

 

[Nedved03]

 

[oldlady87]

 

[X Æ A-12]

What the fuck? Sweeney Todd

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What the fuck? Sweeney Todd

 

[radekas]

Hugh Jackman is that you?

 

[Tacchinardi3]

i think mirko vucinic IS the godfocker.

 

[Hust]

alen just mad he ain't playin' well.