Mirko Vučinić (105 Viewers)
- Thread starter Fake Melo
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Out of: Matri, Quagliarelly, Giovinco and Vucinic, there is only one player deemed worthy to play in our colors. That man is Mirko, he's got more talent, class and grace in the pubes on his left nut than Giovinco has in his entire body. I won't make the call on Bendtner yet, as he hasn't had the minutes to prove himself.
Vuci - Bendtner from now on til we get another striker. I don't care if he has a broken leg, put him in a wheelchair and ship him out there - he'll do better than the oversized baby.
Vuci - Bendtner from now on til we get another striker. I don't care if he has a broken leg, put him in a wheelchair and ship him out there - he'll do better than the oversized baby.
I guess you missed the part where he was coming back from illness. Specifically gastroenteritis, or 'stomach flu'.
That's where you spent every 5 mins on the toilet shitting through the eye of a needle, and the time in between throwing up.
You don't know which end it is going to come out from first.
Anything you eat goes straight through you.
It's a struggle to maintain body fluids.
You have no energy so feel lethargic.
You don't want to be more than 10ft away from the bathroom.
Sometimes you have fever and pain in your joints.
You sure as fuck don't feel like playing professional football.
Someone else complain that he wasn't starting tonight.
That's where you spent every 5 mins on the toilet shitting through the eye of a needle, and the time in between throwing up.
You don't know which end it is going to come out from first.
Anything you eat goes straight through you.
It's a struggle to maintain body fluids.
You have no energy so feel lethargic.
You don't want to be more than 10ft away from the bathroom.
Sometimes you have fever and pain in your joints.
You sure as fuck don't feel like playing professional football.
Someone else complain that he wasn't starting tonight.
