Capello: Hi Moggi, wanna **** something up today?
Moggi: Sure, I'm in the mood. People hate me anyway
Capello: Oh great! So what up?
Moggi: I don't know... oh yeah, lets sell two of the greatest young players in Italian football for no money.
Capello: Yeah, but who? I don't know shit
Moggi: Maresca and Miccoli, and then we get Cannavaro so people wont be to pissed
Capello: Nice! But we'll need a forward then. I'm thinking about a childish moron who only cares about himself and noone else.
Moggi: Nah, Totti is to expensive...
Capello: What about Zlatan then?
Moggi: Oh yeah, great plan. People will really think were going nuts. Oh and btw, lets spend twice of what he's worth.
Capello: Yay!, oh Luciano, I love you!