You need to consider every opportunity. Turk and Badass are two great people and both have their pros and cons.
Turk Pros
- Juve fan
- Strong and handsome
- Will beat any Inter fan who abuses you
- Has connections with the Muslims
Cons
- He thinks women like you should be stoned
Badass Pros
- Juve fan
- Personal friend of Vidal's best friend
- Will verbally beat any Inter fan on the internet who abuses you.
- Has connections with the Jews and the Chinese. Whoever wins between the US and China, he'll be on the winning side.
Cons
- Modest sexual experience
When you're with both of them you get their pros but one will neutralize the other guy's cons. Badass will save you from being stoned while Turk can do what Badass can not do in bed.