Mauricio Isla (193 Viewers)

[IrishZebra]

I hope Inter die.

 

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[ALC]

I hope he walks in on his wife in bed with Balotelli.

 

[TrezJuve]

You're really funny, like, looking.

Stop being childish and let him be.

 

[Hust]

What did he say about inter?

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Great answer everyone

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Stop being childish and let him be.

It's fun to troll Badass though.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

you clearly need to get out more

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I hope he walks in on his wife in bed with Balotelli.

naaah make it John Terry

 

[Juve_fanatic]

I dont really care what will happen to Isla. He is just another player. If they decide to give him another chance then thats fine, if not, i only hope we get good money from him.

Although, every player deserves a second chance.

 

[Red]

What did he say about inter?

Just normal stuff about them being a big club and it being a great opportunity for him because he wants to play more.

Nothing terribly interesting.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Such a shame, the guy was(is) a huge talent. He was piss poor, but I'm sad we didn't give him more chances.

Despite of his injuries I think he's a good player and hopefully he'll prove me wrong at Inter.

 

[Hydde]

I just hope nataly breaks with him and stays wiith a player in juventus. Preferably Oddbonnah

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

I just hope nataly breaks with him and stays wiith a player in juventus. Preferably Oddbonnah

The ragazze will flock to the stadium to witness "it" in action.

 

[Carlos Primera]

I just hope nataly breaks with him and stays wiith a player in juventus. Preferably Oddbonnah

This man knows the truth! This has got to happen.

I can imagine it now in Turin.........

Nataly sitting by a table in the Caffe San Carlo. Beautiful and bubbly, but has no true sexual fullfillment in her life. Her and a couple of friends are sitting around, sipping on Negrino's and Cardinale's and such. Of course Mauricio and his boy, Esteban, are at the table with them, laughing, teasing and generally acting the fools. Mauricio and Esteban start to get flirtatious with the girls, and talk about Body Shots. The girls were just about game...............

................Entonces entra Carlos Primera

I whip out my Galaxy III with photo of Faustino Asprilla in "El Vestuario de Colombia", and discreetly hand it to Nataly under the table. The instant she looks at it, her eyes bulge as if she suffered from hyperthyroidism and she holds it close to her chest like the precious lost Diamond from the Titanic. Her mouth open wide enough to see her Salivary glands in overdrive. By this time, her friends Yeini and Claudia want to see, and say "¡QUEREMOS VER, QUEREMOS VER!" (We want to see! We want to see!)

By this point Mauricio and Esteban are unamused and are looking at me, as if I am trying to "cock-block" them.

Nataly shows my phone to Yeini and Claudia and there are squeals of delight, and sounds of amazement. It gets passed around, and for whatever reason, whichever "chica" gets it, she clutches it to her chest, as if it is a secret she cannot share with no other woman. Mauricio and Esteban finally get ahold of my phone and their faces betray their emotions as both turn pale, and have looks of disgust. Mauricio has the audacity to ask me "¿Hermano, porque tiene un retrato de un negro desnudo con un erecćion en su telefono? ¿Es tu un maricón?" (Bro, why do you have a photo of a naked black man with a massive erection on your phone? Are you gay?)

At which point, I smile wryly and tell Mauricio "Yo soy simplemente un peleador de la verdad" (I am simply a fighter for the truth). I then rattle off the names of a few "Black Bulls" who play for Juve: Boakye, Asamoah, Pogba, Ogbonna....... and ask the "chicas", if they know which bar they "hung" out at, no pun intended. Nataly, her eyes in a frenzy, fervously asks "¿Donde estan las fieras magnificas vagan?" (where do these magnificent beasts roam?)

I then tell them about Docks8 in Turin and that men descended from Mandingo's bloodline, such as Asprilla and Ogbonna, are there waiting for them to dance for them. They can hang out at Caffe San Carlo with Mauricio and Esteban and watch them drink Coronas, or they can take their dancing feet over to Docks8, and dance to hits like 50 Cents "In da Club". They all decide to go to docks8, leaving Mauricio and Esteban with nauseated looks on their faces.

I then re-take my seat at the barstool, wink at Mauricio and Esteban, raise my glass of Calvados and say "¡Salud!"

 

[napoleonic]

dafuq did I just read? :derp:

and what's her name? nataly who?

 

[ZoSo]

This man knows the truth! This has got to happen.

I can imagine it now in Turin.........

Nataly sitting by a table in the Caffe San Carlo. Beautiful and bubbly, but has no true sexual fullfillment in her life. Her and a couple of friends are sitting around, sipping on Negrino's and Cardinale's and such. Of course Mauricio and his boy, Esteban, are at the table with them, laughing, teasing and generally acting the fools. Mauricio and Esteban start to get flirtatious with the girls, and talk about Body Shots. The girls were just about game...............

................Entonces entra Carlos Primera

I whip out my Galaxy III with photo of Faustino Asprilla in "El Vestuario di Colombia", and discreetly hand it to Nataly under the table. The instant she looks at it, her eyes bulge as if she suffered from hyperthyroidism and she holds it close to her chest like the precious lost Diamond from the Titanic. Her mouth open wide enough to see her Salivary glands in overdrive. By this time, her friends Yeini and Claudia want to see, and say "¡QUEREMOS VER, QUEREMOS VER!" (We want to see! We want to see!)

By this point Mauricio and Esteban are unamused and are looking at me, as if I am trying to "cock-block" them.

Nataly shows my phone to Yeini and Claudia and there are squeals of delight, and sounds of amazement. It gets passed around, and for whatever reason, whichever "chica" gets it, she clutches it to her chest, as if it is a secret she cannot share with no other woman. Mauricio and Esteban finally get ahold of my phone and their faces betray their emotions as both turn pale, and have looks of disgust. Mauricio has the audacity to ask me "¿Hermano, porque tiene un retrato de un negro desnudo con un erecćion en su telefono? ¿Es tu un Maricón?" (Bro, why do you have a photo of a naked black man with a massive erection on your phone? Are you gay?)

At which point, I smile wryly and tell Mauricio "Yo soy simplemente un peleador de la verdad" (I am simply a fighter for the truth). I then rattle off the names of a few "Black Bulls" who play for Juve: Boakye, Asamoah, Pogba, Ogbonna....... and ask the "chicas", if they know which bar they "hung" out at, no pun intended. Nataly, her eyes in a frenzy, fervously asks "¿Donde estan las fieras magnificas vagan?" (where do these magnificent beasts roam?)

I then tell them about Docks8 in Turin and that men descended from Mandingo's bloodline, such as Asprilla and Ogbonna, are there waiting for them to dance for them. They can hang out at Caffe San Carlo with Mauricio and Esteban and watch them drink Coronas, or they can take their dancing feet over to Docks8, and dance to hits like 50 Cents "In da Club". They all decide to go to docks8, leaving Mauricio and Esteban with nauseated looks on their faces.

I then re-take my seat at the barstool, wink at Mauricio and Esteban, raise my glass of Calvados and say "¡Salud!"

The single greatest post in Juventuz history

@Bianconero_Aus

 

[ALC]

carlos is great

 

[Hydde]

This man knows the truth! This has got to happen.

I can imagine it now in Turin.........

Nataly sitting by a table in the Caffe San Carlo. Beautiful and bubbly, but has no true sexual fullfillment in her life. Her and a couple of friends are sitting around, sipping on Negrino's and Cardinale's and such. Of course Mauricio and his boy, Esteban, are at the table with them, laughing, teasing and generally acting the fools. Mauricio and Esteban start to get flirtatious with the girls, and talk about Body Shots. The girls were just about game...............

................Entonces entra Carlos Primera

I whip out my Galaxy III with photo of Faustino Asprilla in "El Vestuario di Colombia", and discreetly hand it to Nataly under the table. The instant she looks at it, her eyes bulge as if she suffered from hyperthyroidism and she holds it close to her chest like the precious lost Diamond from the Titanic. Her mouth open wide enough to see her Salivary glands in overdrive. By this time, her friends Yeini and Claudia want to see, and say "¡QUEREMOS VER, QUEREMOS VER!" (We want to see! We want to see!)

By this point Mauricio and Esteban are unamused and are looking at me, as if I am trying to "$#@!-block" them.

Nataly shows my phone to Yeini and Claudia and there are squeals of delight, and sounds of amazement. It gets passed around, and for whatever reason, whichever "chica" gets it, she clutches it to her chest, as if it is a secret she cannot share with no other woman. Mauricio and Esteban finally get ahold of my phone and their faces betray their emotions as both turn pale, and have looks of disgust. Mauricio has the audacity to ask me "¿Hermano, porque tiene un retrato de un negro desnudo con un erecćion en su telefono? ¿Es tu un Maricón?" (Bro, why do you have a photo of a naked black man with a massive erection on your phone? Are you gay?)

At which point, I smile wryly and tell Mauricio "Yo soy simplemente un peleador de la verdad" (I am simply a fighter for the truth). I then rattle off the names of a few "Black Bulls" who play for Juve: Boakye, Asamoah, Pogba, Ogbonna....... and ask the "chicas", if they know which bar they "hung" out at, no pun intended. Nataly, her eyes in a frenzy, fervously asks "¿Donde estan las fieras magnificas vagan?" (where do these magnificent beasts roam?)

I then tell them about Docks8 in Turin and that men descended from Mandingo's bloodline, such as Asprilla and Ogbonna, are there waiting for them to dance for them. They can hang out at Caffe San Carlo with Mauricio and Esteban and watch them drink Coronas, or they can take their dancing feet over to Docks8, and dance to hits like 50 Cents "In da Club". They all decide to go to docks8, leaving Mauricio and Esteban with nauseated looks on their faces.

I then re-take my seat at the barstool, wink at Mauricio and Esteban, raise my glass of Calvados and say "¡Salud!"

Images of all the brothas of Juventus banging Nataly mercilessly came to my mind.............. but i dont know why

 

[Amer]

"¿Donde estan las fieras magnificas vagan?" (where do these magnificent beasts roam?)

 

[Klin]

This man knows the truth! This has got to happen.

I can imagine it now in Turin.........

Nataly sitting by a table in the Caffe San Carlo. Beautiful and bubbly, but has no true sexual fullfillment in her life. Her and a couple of friends are sitting around, sipping on Negrino's and Cardinale's and such. Of course Mauricio and his boy, Esteban, are at the table with them, laughing, teasing and generally acting the fools. Mauricio and Esteban start to get flirtatious with the girls, and talk about Body Shots. The girls were just about game...............

................Entonces entra Carlos Primera

I whip out my Galaxy III with photo of Faustino Asprilla in "El Vestuario di Colombia", and discreetly hand it to Nataly under the table. The instant she looks at it, her eyes bulge as if she suffered from hyperthyroidism and she holds it close to her chest like the precious lost Diamond from the Titanic. Her mouth open wide enough to see her Salivary glands in overdrive. By this time, her friends Yeini and Claudia want to see, and say "¡QUEREMOS VER, QUEREMOS VER!" (We want to see! We want to see!)

By this point Mauricio and Esteban are unamused and are looking at me, as if I am trying to "cock-block" them.

Nataly shows my phone to Yeini and Claudia and there are squeals of delight, and sounds of amazement. It gets passed around, and for whatever reason, whichever "chica" gets it, she clutches it to her chest, as if it is a secret she cannot share with no other woman. Mauricio and Esteban finally get ahold of my phone and their faces betray their emotions as both turn pale, and have looks of disgust. Mauricio has the audacity to ask me "¿Hermano, porque tiene un retrato de un negro desnudo con un erecćion en su telefono? ¿Es tu un Maricón?" (Bro, why do you have a photo of a naked black man with a massive erection on your phone? Are you gay?)

At which point, I smile wryly and tell Mauricio "Yo soy simplemente un peleador de la verdad" (I am simply a fighter for the truth). I then rattle off the names of a few "Black Bulls" who play for Juve: Boakye, Asamoah, Pogba, Ogbonna....... and ask the "chicas", if they know which bar they "hung" out at, no pun intended. Nataly, her eyes in a frenzy, fervously asks "¿Donde estan las fieras magnificas vagan?" (where do these magnificent beasts roam?)

I then tell them about Docks8 in Turin and that men descended from Mandingo's bloodline, such as Asprilla and Ogbonna, are there waiting for them to dance for them. They can hang out at Caffe San Carlo with Mauricio and Esteban and watch them drink Coronas, or they can take their dancing feet over to Docks8, and dance to hits like 50 Cents "In da Club". They all decide to go to docks8, leaving Mauricio and Esteban with nauseated looks on their faces.

I then re-take my seat at the barstool, wink at Mauricio and Esteban, raise my glass of Calvados and say "¡Salud!"

Every post of yours is like a mini-series. You're awesome.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

GdS reporting that the deal will be wrapped up today, €7m and 500K for add ons.

Well done Marotta. Now to get rid of Quag, De Ceglie, Ziegler, Motta and Gioperdo.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Oh and Carlos Primera @ZoSo @Jem83

You are my new idol. You have a talent for this sort of thing man.