Mattia Caldara (25 Viewers)

.zero

★ ★ ★
Aug 8, 2006
80,355
Straight outta Tuz, crazy motherfucker named Dru
From the Whatsapp Group called Filip Aint Gotta Clue
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Hit the Apple Keyboard, and members are hauled off
You too, Os, if ya fuck with me
The Admins are gonna hafta come and ban me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk Never-Beppes that's showin out
Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot gettin Husted
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
With a gat that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a troll move
Here's a murder rap to keep you F5'n
With a banned record like Zacheryah
My Apple k-board is the tool
Don't make me act like motherfuckin Dru
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily
Yo weekly, monthly and yearly
Until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
That I'm down with the capital C-P-T
Boy you can't fuck with me
So when I'm in your thread, you better duck
Cause Hustini is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
But when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Tuz Nation

@Osman
@Dru
 

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
123,464
@Hastini good stuff

As for Caldara, I find it strange that it didn't bother anyone that he showed more regret to not playing with CR7 than for not being a Juve player.
 

X Æ A-12

Senior Member
Contributor
Sep 4, 2006
86,616
@Hastini good stuff

As for Caldara, I find it strange that it didn't bother anyone that he showed more regret to not playing with CR7 than for not being a Juve player.
Not a surprise. He just joined our rivals, hes not going to praise us in public or mention regret at leaving
 

MrMonkey

Senior Member
Jul 15, 2017
3,471
@Hastini good stuff

As for Caldara, I find it strange that it didn't bother anyone that he showed more regret to not playing with CR7 than for not being a Juve player.
Why would it? Juve hyped you up for quite some time and then threw to the curb. Of course he missed not being on the pitch with CR7. I guess you also find it strange that Bono wishes to go to Juve only appeared after CR7 to Juve was a done deal. Look, I'm of course a BIG Juve fan but just trying to be honest on how I see things.
 

duranfj

Senior Member
Jul 30, 2015
8,765
Straight outta Tuz, crazy $#@! named Dru
From the Whatsapp Group called Filip Aint Gotta Clue
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Hit the Apple Keyboard, and members are hauled off
You too, Os, if ya $#@! with me
The Admins are gonna hafta come and ban me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk Never-Beppes that's showin out
$#@!z start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot gettin Husted
Goin off on a $#@! like that
With a gat that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a troll move
Here's a murder rap to keep you F5'n
With a banned record like Zacheryah
My Apple k-board is the tool
Don't make me act like motherfuckin Dru
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin $#@!z out tha box, daily
Yo weekly, monthly and yearly
Until them dumb $#@!s see clearly
That I'm down with the capital C-P-T
Boy you can't $#@! with me
So when I'm in your thread, you better duck
Cause Hustini is crazy as $#@!
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
But when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Tuz Nation

@Osman
@Dru
:lol: our Eazy-F got this @Fr3sh
 

K.O.

Senior Member
Nov 24, 2005
13,883
In his first IG post after joining Milan, He started with:

"It took only a few days to understand the importance of Juventus. I thank the fans and teammates for their affection."
 

Gagi

Senior Member
Jul 19, 2007
8,597
He seems like a good kid. Noticed he said Milan stadium is the best. Just in case, you know, Inter calls one day. He should add that Rome is the most beautiful city in Italy, and that he enjoys Florence, just to have all covered. Fuck Napoli though. :D
I hope we will bring him back if he does well there.
 

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