Massimiliano Allegri (198 Viewers)

[Valerio.]

u bring the facts but all i can say is fuck it, sack the fraud.

I know there are facts but I still agree with sack the fraud.
7years of Allegri are just too much.
I can't stand watching how we play anymore

 

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[Ronn]

Dude just no.
We spent 3months before the world cup without Vlahovic (pubalgia), Chiesa out till 2023, Di Maria played like 3-4games, Pogba out till 2weeks ago. Milik out 2months after the World Cup (came back in April)

.........
Imagine if we really had everyone fit at the start of the season pre wc.
and even then
if in the past 5 games we did 5 w instead of 3L 1D 1W we'd be at 74points with Napoli being 76
We fucked every chance possible in this fucked championship while playing kids like Fagioli,Miretti,Iling,Soulè and I may forget some more

As my roommate used to say “if my aunt had a penis she wouldn’t be my aunt anymore”

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Serie A teams are so inconsistent we could have Alvin and the Chipmunks coach this team and still make top 5 easily.

 

[Valerio.]

As my roommate used to say “if my aunt had a penis she wouldn’t be my aunt anymore”

I know it's just to say that if we managed to make a decent run we'd up fighting Napoli for Serie A
in one of our worst seasons ever

 

[Scottish]

If in the past 5 games we did 5 w instead of 3L 1D 1W we'd be at 74points with Napoli being 76

Shit man that really spells it out. There has been ample time to get the team playing well with the best players available especially since we famously aim to peak in March or whatever that's about.

Even with all the injury crisis and difficulties earlier in the season we still had a chance at the scudetto in the latter part if we'd just been able to beat Bologna and Sassuolo (and Lazio and Napoli of course).

Instead we look like total shit on the pitch

 

[Patrizi]

#believe

Regardless who our coach will be, Id gladly see the departure of a lot of these players. For some of them time is up due to old age, injuries, while several others were never good enough. If we start another year with Cuadrado and Sando at FB positions, rellying on and hyping our youngsters to make the difference, Pogba's cameos every few weeks, we will see the similar shit show. It is essential to hire competent sporting director in order to rebuild this team instead of burning another manager. Bonucci, Cuadrado, Sandro, Rabiot (doubt he ll extend), Milik, De Sciglio, Paredes need to be shown the door. Gatti, Fagioli, Miretti, Soule, Kean and Illing are good enough for the bench. Loca, Vlaho, Bremer, Chiesa should form the backbone of the team. Could be busy summer ahead.

Our issues stem from bad recruitment policies over the last couple of years. You're right. I'd go even further to say that Allegri is the least of our problems. If we finish second, with this team, it'll be one hell of an achievement for Allegri imo. I agree, we need to offload a lot of our players. But I don't trust our directors to get us what we need. Nor do I think we're in a situation to get what we need. Depending results on the case of course.

All this talk about Allegri leaving is bar talk. Has no place in reality. He's on a 4 year contract. The last thing Juventus will want to do is replace Allegri now. Nor should we. We should however, if we're smart, find the absolute best sporting director and bring Del Piero alongside him to form a new project.

There's been talk about Giuntoli. And if we can bring him in, alongside Del Piero and maybe couple of his preferred staff. I'll be optimistic again.

We need to build a team combined of players who complement each other. We need players who suit us. We need someone who understands what we need, where we need it, and what we don't need.

 

[maxi]

PSG ultras turn up to Neymar's house and chant for him to leave. Why can't ours do the same to this moron

 

[swag]

Chants?

Screw that. I cheer on the Ghosts of Superga to intervene with his frequent flier miles.

 

[Orgut]

On the pitch we are crap but off the pitch he is actually amusing.
Allegri`s response to ADL "You never forget your first one" worth of gold.

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As my roommate used to say “if my aunt had a penis she wouldn’t be my aunt anymore”

Your roommate is quite disturbed if he talks about his aunt`s penis...

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Dude just no.
We spent 3months before the world cup without Vlahovic (pubalgia), Chiesa out till 2023, Di Maria played like 3-4games, Pogba out till 2weeks ago. Milik out 2months after the World Cup (came back in April)

.........
Imagine if we really had everyone fit at the start of the season pre wc.
and even then
if in the past 5 games we did 5 w instead of 3L 1D 1W we'd be at 74points with Napoli being 76
We fucked every chance possible in this fucked championship while playing kids like Fagioli,Miretti,Iling,Soulè and I may forget some more

If is the world`s best excuse.

Napoli deserve the Scudetto and they won it. Simple as that no excuses.
We played terribly even when we won (The win against Inter was probably our only good performance in the league and its still no match to what Napoli did this season)

Lets just talk about reality instead and sack our manager who cant make us play like a team.

 

[Xperd]

Allegri is the least of our problems

 

[CrimsonianKing]

I’m telling you some people live in their own made up world.

Saying Allegri is the least of our problems is not even throating anymore, it’s insanity. One just has to ask himself a simple question and that answer would hopefully bring one back to reality:

If this was any other top club from any other top league would Allegri still have a job after Maccabi, after Napoli, after Monza? It’s an easy answer.

 

[Ronn]

On the pitch we are crap but off the pitch he is actually amusing.
Allegri`s response to ADL "You never forget your first one" worth of gold.

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Your roommate is quite disturbed if he talks about his aunt`s penis...

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If is the world`s best excuse.

Napoli deserve the Scudetto and they won it. Simple as that no excuses.
We played terribly even when we won (The win against Inter was probably our only good performance in the league and its still no match to what Napoli did this season)

Lets just talk about reality instead and sack our manager who cant make us play like a team.

He was quite disturbed alright, and he was my roommate 20 years ago. But the point is his aunt did not have a penis. Just wanted you make sure we’re all in the same page here.

 

[Bianconero81]

I’m telling you some people live in their own made up world.

Saying Allegri is the least of our problems is not even throating anymore, it’s insanity. One just has to ask himself a simple question and that answer would hopefully bring one back to reality:

If this was any other top club from any other top league would Allegri still have a job after Maccabi, after Napoli, after Monza? It’s an easy answer.

Putpipi is special though. He's also a bonafide French Frog Throater. He loves the whole experience - escargot, frog legs, and Veronique's stale dry muff.

 

[Clamarc]

Putpipi is special though. He's also a bonafide French Frog Throater. He loves the whole experience - escargot, frog legs, and Veronique's stale dry muff.

I'm also Rabiot throater but for coach I'm sucking Sarri's dick. So who's worse?

 

[Turk_Bianconero]

''Reports In Italy claim Massimiliano Allegri is set to meet Juventus‘ Chief Football Officer Francesco Calvo to discuss the appointment of a new sporting director.

Allegri is backed by John Elkann and is expected to have a key role in the development of Juventus’ project, therefore he will be involved in the selection process for a new sporting director. ''

This sob is a freemason or something like that, there is no other explanation for this peferential treatment.

 

[Brny44]

This happen, I quit football.

 

[LiquidPLP]

''Reports In Italy claim Massimiliano Allegri is set to meet Juventus‘ Chief Football Officer Francesco Calvo to discuss the appointment of a new sporting director.

Allegri is backed by John Elkann and is expected to have a key role in the development of Juventus’ project, therefore he will be involved in the selection process for a new sporting director. ''

This sob is a freemason or something like that, there is no other explanation for this peferential treatment.

And rumors have it that Allegri doesn't want Giuntoli but more of a yes-man aka Massara or Rossi (from Sassulolo, ex Juve). Both are his buddies.

 

[Bianconero81]

And rumors have it that Allegri doesn't want Giuntoli but more of a yes-man aka Massara or Rossi (from Sassulolo, ex Juve). Both are his buddies.

Then the transformation to Cuckventus will be truly complete.

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I'm also Rabiot throater but for coach I'm sucking Sarri's dick. So who's worse?

I appreciate your honesty and I admire your bravery or foolishness to attest to that.

You are definitely worse because the stench of the Frech Frog coupled with Sarri's nicotine dick is simply too much.

 

[DAiDEViL]

I appreciate your honesty and I admire your bravery or foolishness to attest to that.

You are definitely worse because the stench of the Frech Frog coupled with Sarri's nicotine dick is simply too much.

Enjoy Dybarbie's twink dick

 

[Bianconero81]

Enjoy Dybarbie's twink dick

Yes, while you ride BonBon's Susianella.