Massimiliano Allegri (151 Viewers)

[Post Ironic]

Dunno, your prime minister seems hella gay

and he represents all Canadians

I’ve never voted for the school teacher. He probably takes finasteride too…

 

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[s4tch]

....8/8 winless streak from earlier this season...

literally making shit up. welcome back rus

 

[Juve92]

One of these is not like the other, and it's Jay.

Jay is a cool guy, but extremely biased when it comes to Allegri

 

[Alen]

Plastic fans? Buddy, I was here long before we got relegated and I'll still be here long after you, so better slow your roll with that plastic fan shit.

You were a tuz member before a lot of the newer members were born
At least I hope so. With the way we're playing in the last years, I am not sure we're getting new young fans at all. Those who came for Ronaldo have most probably left already

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

You were a tuz member before a lot of the newer members were born
At least I hope so. With the way we're playing in the last years, I am not sure we're getting new young fans at all. Those who came for Ronaldo have most probably left already

This isn’t just a Juventus issue but a whole of football issue, at least in a lot of Western countries anyway. Gen Z don’t give a fuck about sports.

 

[Strickland]

Anything to fit their dumb narrative. They love using the 8/8 win streak to make a point but conveniently ignore the 8/8 winless streak from earlier this season - our worst record since the Zaccheroni era. Funny that.

It's also worth noting that he has the worst points-per-game ratio than any other Juventus manager since 1991, bar the 2009-2011 period of the constant turnover of managers. But whatever.

there is no 8 game winning streak and there is no 8 game winless streak. Our winning streak is 5 games long and our worst winless streak is also 5 games long.

 

[s4tch]

...Those who came for Ronaldo have most probably left already

nah, one of his biggest cocksuckers just posted above you

This isn’t just a Juventus issue but a whole of football issue, at least in a lot of Western countries anyway. Gen Z don’t give a fuck about sports.

yup. all the issues unibrow parrotted over the years are completely valid points, football is losing fans as time passes. it's just the solutions that sucked (make jj a fashion brand, try to appeal to tiktok crowd, ban banners and every ultra without any consideration, etc)

 

[Alen]

nah, one of his biggest cocksuckers just posted above you

He was a member before Ronaldo joined Juve

 

[maxi]

there is no 8 game winning streak and there is no 8 game winless streak. Our winning streak is 5 games long and our worst winless streak is also 5 games long.

Yes my bad. Point is that it was our worst start to a season since those post calcipoli days and these clean sheets only partly make up for it and don't indicate that Allegri is all of a sudden a great manager again.

 

[JuveJay]

Jay is a cool guy, but extremely biased when it comes to Allegri

Bruh these were your previous 15 posts before you were thread banned (and you asked why you were, lol):

Fucking clown

Can't stand this fraud.

Street.

Ppl still defending this loser lol

Fuck off you fucking loser

The biggest fraud ever.

FRAUD

CUNT

Stop dreaming.This shameless motherfucker isn't getting sacked anytime soon.

Fucking moron

Fuck off you twat

STREET

Loser

Please teach me your ways of impartiality.

Have to say, entertaining as fuck watching the same members who had a meltdown over us losing having the same meltdown over us winning. Poor bastards.

 

[IlCapitano]

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[Scottish]

Jay probably thinks Dingus is as big a nincompoop as everyone else does.

This is what I meant, Jay is the only quality Tuz poster in the group of names mentioned

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Bruh these were your previous 15 posts before you were thread banned (and you asked why you were, lol):

















Please teach me your ways of impartiality.

Have to say, entertaining as fuck watching the same members who had a meltdown over us losing having the same meltdown over us winning. Poor bastards.

I rest my case

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This isn’t just a Juventus issue but a whole of football issue, at least in a lot of Western countries anyway. Gen Z don’t give a fuck about sports.

All Gen Z know is mcdonald's, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie

 

[s4tch]

This is what I meant, Jay is the only quality Tuz poster in the group of names mentioned

now we're talking, list of quality posters pls

 

[Siamak]

#Juventus would be on top of #Zidane's preference list, but #Allegri would have no intention to abdicating and would look for the reconfirmation. To get it, the qualification to the next #UCL is needed as well as going as far as possible and even try to win the #EL .

[TuttoSport via @AroundJuventus]

 

[PhRoZeN]

Allegri: “I respect Spalletti so much, he is so funny that sometimes we clash as we did last season. I am also a coach, but I do this job by chance, I should have something else. Luciano is so, so good, he’s the best when it comes to teaching football.”

 

[Scottish]

now we're talking, list of quality posters pls

In no particular order and not exhaustive. Also some of these may have left and some may be under new names idk
Dai, MikeM, Baus, Fr3sh, Jay, Bjerknes, PostIronic, Lion, Jem, Alen, Mark, Salvo, Hustini, Boksic, Dru, Jack, Dostoevsky, Gagi, ALC, J0ker, Osman. Also B81 when he wants to be, and Cronios if you think he's trolling.

Pour one out for the homies MIA: Sergio, Nedved03, Red

I'm sure I've forgotten plenty. Tbh I love everybody who makes the Tuz what it is. Completely unique corner of the internet

Edit: Shit, browsing around now I see all sorts that need to be on the list. Knowah, Zizinho, AFL_Italia and Hydde for sure. But I'm gonna stop looking for names now, I'll be here all day. As I say I love you all

 

[edgardavids2608]

But its Max that wanted experienced champions like Pogba, di Maria and Paredes, he shouldnt be excused just because the experienced champions all turned out to be Ramseys. A bigger say in mercato also comes with more responsibility.

So injuries are the coaches fault? We should fire him bc Chiesa tore his acl?

 

[Scottish]

So injuries are the coaches fault? We should fire him bc Chiesa tore his acl?

What they are saying is that signing Pogba and Di Maria was a big risk given we already have a poor record with injuries. The risk hasn't paid off, and Allegri takes a good chunk of the responsibility for these failed signings.

 

[Bjerknes]

You were a tuz member before a lot of the newer members were born
At least I hope so. With the way we're playing in the last years, I am not sure we're getting new young fans at all. Those who came for Ronaldo have most probably left already

Sadly, I don't think we are. We had a lot of younger fans in my area specifically because of Dybala. But now that he's gone, along with Ronaldo, we don't have nearly as much to market.

I think I saw a dude in his late 40's wearing a Juventus shirt at Costco a few months ago.

 

[Amer]

Allegri: “I respect Spalletti so much, he is so funny that sometimes we clash as we did last season. I am also a coach, but I do this job by chance, I should have something else. Luciano is so, so good, he’s the best when it comes to teaching football.”

Luciano's head is so shiny I want to eat my meal from top of it.

Luciano is so good I want to blow him.

But that Luciano is so dumb and I'm so smart, it's not like he's ever gonna notice that I'm putting pressure on Napoli by saying bunch of great things about them and their coach.