Massimiliano Allegri (532 Viewers)

[Adrian]

Boredventus?
Sleepventus?
Yawnventus?

Think the appropriate one would be cuntventus. Cuz the team and coach are performing like it one.

 

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[juve123]

Kostic:Serie A being difficult? Yes, I am realizing by playing the first matches that Serie A is more difficult than the German league. There is more tactics. But I feel that I am growing game by game. I hope to do well."

 

[Inglip]

Jihadball meme doesn't resonate with me on a logical level

Jihad is ressourceful, unexpected and explosive and in the end arabs are celebrating

Suits ManCity or PSG more

JJ is more like siestaball

Its DaiBall

 

[Hydde]

Its DaiBall

A worthy name. Surely he enjoyed this draw

 

[.zero]

Boredventus?
Sleepventus?
Yawnventus?

Snoozeventus

 

[Stevie]

Make a new poll. Sack Allegri yes or no?

 

[.zero]

Snoozeventus

Loseventus

 

[Badass J Elkann]

 

[.zero]

New manager discussion thread pls

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@mods i’m inclined to start one

 

[yahjuve]

There is 3 years left for allegri contract!!

Should have kept Pirlo and gave him players that suited his style. Instead we sacked him and gave Allegri a huge contract to instill fear in the players .
That business is like handing mr Magoo a calculator. Big mistake

 

[Bianconero81]

9 million, laughing all the way to the bank. The joke's on us and L'Incompetente who's too busy stroking his greying facial pubes, while our VP is too busy getting shitfaced and grabbing jugs. Meme Club.

This dude is getting paid 9 million to consistently fail in setting up his team to attack. Yes, we have injuries, but guess what? So does every other fucking team. We're also supposed to be the biggest and baddest team in the land with our own stadium, more financial muscle than the others, and, ostensibly, greater depth. There's no excuse, absolutely zilch, for playing the way we do. 0 shots in the 2nd half against any opponent is embarrassing, even City, Real or Bayern. 0 shots against a mid-table bunch of nobodies is beyond abominable.

 

[Adrian]

Should have kept Pirlo and gave him players that suited his style. Instead we sacked him and gave Allegri a huge contract to instill fear in the players .
That business is like handing mr Magoo a calculator. Big mistake

No...pirlo was too green and should ha e never been appointed in the first place. ZZ was the missed opportunity. I was all for allegri, and believed he would have known football has changed and he needed to broaden his mind tactically.

Anyway, he is here to stay for now.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

9 million, laughing all the way to the bank. The joke's on us and L'Incompetente who's too busy stroking his greying facial pubes, while our VP is too busy getting shitfaced and grabbing jugs. Meme Club.

This dude is getting paid 9 million to consistently fail in setting up his team to attack. Yes, we have injuries, but guess what? So does every other fucking team. We're also supposed to be the biggest and baddest team in the land with our own stadium, more financial muscle than the others, and, ostensibly, greater depth. There's no excuse, absolutely zilch, for playing the way we do. 0 shots in the 2nd half against any opponent is embarrassing, even City, Real or Bayern. 0 shots against a mid-table bunch of nobodies is beyond abominable.

City didn't even have a shot on goal against Aston villa in the first half today and drew the game 1-1 but ok I get your point

 

[Hust]

@JCK @Post Ironic @Hust I swear this isn’t one of those “I told you” moment, I’m just legit curious to know what’s your take on this guy now?

You guys still willing to give him more time? Is there really any reason left to believe he can improve this squad?

Who else are we going to get?

 

[Badass J Elkann]

In all honesty the failure of allegri should bring calls to replace agnelli at the helm too. He was the one who assured the shareholders at the end of last season that allegri will right the wrongs and bring success again. He's been given time and resources as Elkann promised, Agnelli will die on his sword should this situation not drastically improve by the end of the season.

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Should have kept Pirlo and gave him players that suited his style. Instead we sacked him and gave Allegri a huge contract to instill fear in the players .
That business is like handing mr Magoo a calculator. Big mistake

Zidane was never gonna come, trusting allegri to rebuild this team was not exactly something I was confident about to begin with

 

[lgorTudor]

0 shots in the 2nd half against any opponent is embarrassing, even City, Real or Bayern. 0 shots against a mid-table bunch of nobodies is beyond abominable.

1 shot game against Ajax opened my eyes about Max and I never forgot the very moment when something clicked and I understood JJ would never put in one iota of effort more than what's required to maintain the bare minimum objective (bare minimum = don't get a toilet thrown at you from curva sud)

And after multiple 3/10 mercati it's obvious that he doesn't have the world class players to carry him 2015-2017 style either

street and get literally ANY bum from under the bridge

 

[Badass J Elkann]

No wonder Paratici and Nedved wanted him gone in the first place

 

[yahjuve]

No...pirlo was too green and should ha e never been appointed in the first place. ZZ was the missed opportunity. I was all for allegri, and believed he would have known football has changed and he needed to broaden his mind tactically.

Anyway, he is here to stay for now.

Yeah i said Pirlo just to emphasize our management's ineptitude

 

[Nardonejuve]

9 million, laughing all the way to the bank. The joke's on us and L'Incompetente who's too busy stroking his greying facial pubes, while our VP is too busy getting shitfaced and grabbing jugs. Meme Club.

This dude is getting paid 9 million to consistently fail in setting up his team to attack. Yes, we have injuries, but guess what? So does every other fucking team. We're also supposed to be the biggest and baddest team in the land with our own stadium, more financial muscle than the others, and, ostensibly, greater depth. There's no excuse, absolutely zilch, for playing the way we do. 0 shots in the 2nd half against any opponent is embarrassing, even City, Real or Bayern. 0 shots against a mid-table bunch of nobodies is beyond abominable.

Was having a beer with a hockey teammate of mine after a game and saw him wearing a Juve warm up shirt. After asking if he's a supporter, he replied with, " Yes but I fucking hate Allegri and refuse to watch that garbage on the pitch". Told him I agreed. Anyways, This made me think. Allegri has said multiple times that he doesn't care for beauty, just cared about results. Well I 99% agree. Results are the goal but it's not just a game anymore, it's a business and a show. Everyone, even minnows have embraced this concept, yet we have not. Our own supporters don't even want to watch this garbage let alone the average fan. This can result not only in financial loses in revenue from possible sponsors but also, and I'm sure it's already true now but more players will not want to come here. I'm not pretenting to be some astute footballing person but a shit product even if you're scraping wins is not a successful plan. One of these #$$%^ upstairs has to realize this.

 

[Pirlo's Beard]

Here's the thing. Playing 'Ugly' and winning isn't really even a thing. If you're wanting to park the bus and sit in your own third for most of the game you need to have midfielders that can play out of a press and an exceptional counter attack with at least a couple of rapid players to run in behind

We just sit back, concede the ball and when we get it back... there is absolutely no plan. We just hoof it away like we're fucking Hellas Verona fighting for a point to stay up.

So this archaic, shit way of playing isn't even sacrificing entertainment for results, it's just shit.

Prime Mourinhos teams that got shat on by neutrals had a counter attacking threat that puts us to shame.

What we produce is pitiful. Even when we had a great team, you see what letting the best teams in Europe attack you for 90 minutes does...