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icemaη

Rab's Husband - The Regista
Moderator
Aug 27, 2008
36,368
What are the thoughts on the rumours linking Max to Arsenal ?

Think he was asked again last night if he was learning english
Why would he go to Arsenal though? Pretty sure he can get any job he wants at this point. I see him being lined up by Chelsea once Conte leaves.

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Fools would keep using terrible serie a to stats pad our performance metrics, but in reality we have been below average this season against decent team and upwards

Losing twice to lazio, barely won the 3rd clash

Barely won against napoli

Barely won against roma, and got lucky that schick choked at the final minute

Didn't win against merda at home while being outplayed in the 1st half

Choked and outplayed at home after leading 2-0 against spurs

Outplayed again at wembley in which we made heung min son looked like neymar, and tbh if he was indeed neymar he would have scored more than once in that 1st half.

Destroyed by barcelona away and unable to do anything against training mode barcelona at home

So yeah

Fools, keep blinding yourself with weak ass serie a stats padding that make us much better than it really is.
They should start giving only 2 points for 'barely wins'. They should also not let teams that are outplayed to advance in knock-outs. That's the only way to fix things and history will show us as the mediocre team we are. Fucking stat pads, ruining football for everybody.
 

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Monty

Tuz Royalty
May 2, 2017
2,592
As a manager chelsea is the most toxic place to go.

Regards Arsenal, its one of the highest paying job posts and a unique opportunity to rebuild and create a history.

Ideally, PSG should be going all out for Euromaxx.
 

Post Ironic

Senior Member
Feb 9, 2013
42,253
Napoleonic. :lol:

We haven't lost a match since Sampdoria on November 19th. Almost 4 months. 19 wins - 3 draws in 22 matches. 40 goals scored-4 conceded. But we are such a "below average" team. Only beat Napoli, Roma, Lazio in that period, without conceding a single goal. Eliminated Tottenham and ended their 17 match unbeaten run while winning away at Wembley. Very mediocre stuff. :baus:
 

mabuchaq

Junior Member
Nov 30, 2011
240
Fools would keep using terrible serie a to stats pad our performance metrics, but in reality we have been below average this season against decent team and upwards

Losing twice to lazio, barely won the 3rd clash

Barely won against napoli

Barely won against roma, and got lucky that schick choked at the final minute

Didn't win against merda at home while being outplayed in the 1st half

Choked and outplayed at home after leading 2-0 against spurs

Outplayed again at wembley in which we made heung min son looked like neymar, and tbh if he was indeed neymar he would have scored more than once in that 1st half.

Destroyed by barcelona away and unable to do anything against training mode barcelona at home

So yeah

Fools, keep blinding yourself with weak ass serie a stats padding that make us much better than it really is.
Are you Juventuz Royalty too?
 

Xperd

Allegrophobic Infidel
Jun 1, 2012
35,078
Well they are favourites with the bookmakers but I guess they don't know anything as well right?

Secondly I wasn't saying City would destroy us, I think they have the potential to do but wasn't referring to it like that

I was referring to them being the bench mark so they would show us just how competitive our team is and where we lie compared to the best teams

They are a different animal to what they were last year and the year before

This City team means business, they are going to win the CL I have no doubt about that, they are too good not to win it like Bayern 2013

If they don't do it it will take an unbelievable performance from any team to stop them
Bookmakers always have EPL teams and PSG with high odds but they've been consistently failing for the last half a decade or so.

And City may be one of the contenders but calm down dude , there are elite teams in this competition who have been dominating this tournament even before City became a relevant team. The PSG and Spurs game proved how much experience matters to go far in this competition and City have proven squat as of yet. Infact, every time they've faced an elite team in knockouts, they lost. Lets see how much better they really are when they face a real team.

I agree with the rest of the posters here. At this point , you're just trolling so you could trigger people.
 

icemaη

Rab's Husband - The Regista
Moderator
Aug 27, 2008
36,368
As a manager chelsea is the most toxic place to go.

Regards Arsenal, its one of the highest paying job posts and a unique opportunity to rebuild and create a history.

Ideally, PSG should be going all out for Euromaxx.
But they are also one of those teams that's okay with being a good business and not really looking to win shit.
 

Bianconero_Aus

Beppe Marotta Is My God
May 26, 2009
81,115
Fools would keep using terrible serie a to stats pad our performance metrics, but in reality we have been below average this season against decent team and upwards

Losing twice to lazio, barely won the 3rd clash

Barely won against napoli

Barely won against roma, and got lucky that schick choked at the final minute

Didn't win against merda at home while being outplayed in the 1st half

Choked and outplayed at home after leading 2-0 against spurs

Outplayed again at wembley in which we made heung min son looked like neymar, and tbh if he was indeed neymar he would have scored more than once in that 1st half.

Destroyed by barcelona away and unable to do anything against training mode barcelona at home

So yeah

Fools, keep blinding yourself with weak ass serie a stats padding that make us much better than it really is.
Congratulations. You successfully gave me AIDS after I read this.
 

Xperd

Allegrophobic Infidel
Jun 1, 2012
35,078
icemaη;5696679 said:
But they are also one of those teams that's okay with being a good business and not really looking to win shit.
I think thats more down to Wenger and his incapability to get the best out of the team. They've spent a botload over the past 2 windows, the money is there. Whoever comes in will surely get a big budget to work with.
 

pitbull

Senior Member
Jul 26, 2007
11,045
Well they are favourites with the bookmakers but I guess they don't know anything as well right?

Secondly I wasn't saying City would destroy us, I think they have the potential to do but wasn't referring to it like that

I was referring to them being the bench mark so they would show us just how competitive our team is and where we lie compared to the best teams

They are a different animal to what they were last year and the year before

This City team means business, they are going to win the CL I have no doubt about that, they are too good not to win it like Bayern 2013

If they don't do it it will take an unbelievable performance from any team to stop them
dunno, I think their biggest strength and at the same time downfall is their strong identity created by Pep, it's really hard to beat them if you don't have the necessary tools, but they also seem to be incapable of change if shit goes wrong. I wouldn't want to face them on top form, because we don't have the midfield required, but I also can't see them beating RM or Barca. Would also favor Bayern instead of them, Jupp has shown Guardiola his place before.
 

campionesidd

Senior Member
Mar 16, 2013
16,828
Fools would keep using terrible serie a to stats pad our performance metrics, but in reality we have been below average this season against decent team and upwards

Losing twice to lazio, barely won the 3rd clash

Barely won against napoli

Barely won against roma, and got lucky that schick choked at the final minute

Didn't win against merda at home while being outplayed in the 1st half

Choked and outplayed at home after leading 2-0 against spurs

Outplayed again at wembley in which we made heung min son looked like neymar, and tbh if he was indeed neymar he would have scored more than once in that 1st half.

Destroyed by barcelona away and unable to do anything against training mode barcelona at home

So yeah

Fools, keep blinding yourself with weak ass serie a stats padding that make us much better than it really is.
This is straight up the dumbest post I’ve read on Tuz.
If this is sarcasm, it’s really really bad.
 

juve123

Senior Member
Aug 10, 2017
16,652
Fools would keep using terrible serie a to stats pad our performance metrics, but in reality we have been below average this season against decent team and upwards

Losing twice to lazio, barely won the 3rd clash

Barely won against napoli

Barely won against roma, and got lucky that schick choked at the final minute

Didn't win against merda at home while being outplayed in the 1st half

Choked and outplayed at home after leading 2-0 against spurs

Outplayed again at wembley in which we made heung min son looked like neymar, and tbh if he was indeed neymar he would have scored more than once in that 1st half.

Destroyed by barcelona away and unable to do anything against training mode barcelona at home

So yeah

Fools, keep blinding yourself with weak ass serie a stats padding that make us much better than it really is.
You are even worse than vertonghen I think you should start supporting Tottenham as they play well even if they lose it is another matter that they have not won the premier league in last forty five years
 

sgjuveboy

Senior Member
Oct 31, 2012
2,723
The only way we can keep allegri is with money. His salary and transfer budget has to be increased.

This is to avoid him from being tempted by the Hollywood league.

On the other hand, arsenal will never sack wenger.
 
Jun 6, 2015
11,391
People should start following synchronized diving or some other sport where style actually matters. There is only one stat that matters in football. Luck is when something happens by chance. Being great for prolonged period means that you're just really good at something.
 

Elvin

Senior Member
Nov 25, 2005
36,923
People should start following synchronized diving or some other sport where style actually matters. There is only one stat that matters in football. Luck is when something happens by chance. Being great for prolonged period means that you're just really good at something.
Only ref mistakes shall be considered luck. Everything else is part of the game and vincere è l'unica cosa che conta!
 

JUVESUPPORTER

Senior Member
Aug 25, 2003
712
Max Allegri is beginning to look as vital as Dybala at this stage.

Everything must be done to keep him here. And I think everyone knows that I am supportive of the transfer budget being drastically increased especially if it means Allegri will stay.

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Are you Juventuz Royalty too?
If you keep up this nonsense there will be consequences.

I don't mind a laugh but not when its at my expense.
 

Hust

Senior Member
Hustini
May 29, 2005
93,703
Higuain missed a penalty against Udinese, and the Coach was clear who will be taking spot kicks from now on.

“After the game I put a sign in huge letters: Dybala is the penalty taker,” Allegri smiled. :lol:

“Then if during the game the penalty taker is to be changed, I’ll decide. Or if I get told someone else wants to take it then tell me and I’ll decide. The penalty taker is Dybala.
haha

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Allegri recap #JuveAtalanta

- Scudetto not won yet
- Nothing to say RE Sarri
- Cuadrado and Bernardeschi out
- Alex Sandro fatigued
- Pjanic back tomorrow
- Juve have won nothing yet
- Mandzukic & Higuain to be evaluated
- Whole defence is fit :shocked:
- Praise for Mandzukic versatility
 

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