Massimiliano Allegri (468 Viewers)

[Vlad]

The last few pages were epic

 

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[Hust]

KILL THIS SHIT WITH FIRE NOW!

OH FUCK THIS SHIT. GOODNIGHT

so long allegri nods his head and achieves champions league qualification this board will be happy, no fucking ambition, they are the enemies of this club BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This management also lied to us about a project they clearly didnt care for. Welcome to the dark ages again

fuck my life fucking cringeworthy to the max

Not true. Its clear they want a yes man manager. So long allegri achieves cl qual he will keep his job

Oh fuck off already allegri

If people thought Conte played pussy football... allegri's on a whole new level of pussy football

just seeing the pics of allegri walking through the J museum today makes me sick, he looks absolutely clueless as to what it means to lead Juventus, mind you andrea agnelli doesn't exactly look like he has any clarity either. I f*cking chanted insults against allegri in 2011 at the scudetto party in Turin with 300,000 fans, i refuse to accept allegri, I can't fucking believe in the space of 4 hours yesterday we went from reigning champions to soon to be reigning chumps. I can never accept allegri as a coach, not for someone so tactically clueless and with the charisma of a turd I simply can't accept it.

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urgh worse

fucking take the club over! crucify the fascist management!

Id have taken a gamble with Carrera. Hes the only one who could actually continue Conte's work and still maintain the respect of the team and philosophy

marotta "allegri is the ideal profile" FML...

allegri is already shitting his pants!!! God he makes me feel sick! absolutely 0 charisma

I just get the feeling this management will go down this same path

i hardly call leaving the team because his employers can't match his ambitions to achieve the success this club deserves as abandoning, if anything the management abandoned Conte, this project, their fans, and above all else all hope and drive for further success! give it a thought, you might just have a epiphany!

that is exactly what i said to Jem earlier, I wouldn't be at all surprised to see this board sell our assets to balance the books. never mind though it's still Conte's fault for abandoning the club and all praise lord Andrea Agnelli for being a true Juventino for sticking by all this time and fucking this club up

I can't believe you still continue to defend this board and speak ill of Conte. I wonder where you will be when allegri fails with this crop of players.

but you'll defend those who have remained and still ruin the club from within?

They should storm the Juve hq and seize control.

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Schindler's

It's not like allegri has actually gone further than Conte in the CL though has he? any how the domestic trophies and broken records speaks for itself, trying to justify allegri being the better manager because he is slightly better than Conte in europe is just ridiculous. Wait till allegri achieve similar results with Juve whilst suffering domestically, then tell me allegri is still the better manager over all. i can guarantee you if Juve don't even at least reach the quarters there will be a shit storm brewing here, mind you there will still be those like napoleonic who will never be pleased, even if you beat the team 4-1 on aggregate.

we look fucking shit already

any news on the rest of the coaching staff? what happened to Alessio and Carrera?

our rivals back then weren't half as strong as they are now neither

jesus christ. fuck this season already

bonucci > zapata

YES YES YES!!!!

Dear Diary,

March 24h and I write this with a heavy heart. As I eat my carry-out Young Chow Fried Rice and Crab Rangoon for the 8th straight day I can feel a sense of angst, not for what will happen to my lower intestine but for my reputation that is literally hanging on by a thread. Speaking of threads, every thread Hustini opens is another kidney shot to my bruised and battered social standing in the Tuz community. I’ve look through my posts in the Allegri thread and I have a treasure chest of gems I won’t be able to hide from at seasons end. I lose sleep at night haunted by the improvements of Allegri, Pereyra and the 4th straight title we are cruising to. My ass puckers and palms get sweaty hoping my skeletons don’t resurface but when they do I’ll hopefully have the courage to say I was at a negative FM lvl -33443728 for doubting allegri and the board…

Xoxox
Badass

 

[Badass J Elkann]

jesus christ

 

[j0ker]

Hustini

 

[Hydde]

http://omgghana.com/omg-juventus-fans-crazy-over-kwadwo-asamoahs-penis/

This is one of those Tuz classics. Never forget

 

[Ocelot]

I honestly wouldn't even dicount the possibility that CarlosPrimera himself works for omgghana or something

In any case, that's seriously epic.
Also, how did anyone ever find this?

 

[Lion]

hustini

 

[C.Martin]

KILL THIS $#@! WITH FIRE NOW!

OH $#@! THIS $#@!. GOODNIGHT

so long allegri nods his head and achieves champions league qualification this board will be happy, no $#@!ing ambition, they are the enemies of this club BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This management also lied to us about a project they clearly didnt care for. Welcome to the dark ages again

$#@! my life $#@!ing cringeworthy to the max

Not true. Its clear they want a yes man manager. So long allegri achieves cl qual he will keep his job

Oh $#@! off already allegri

If people thought Conte played pussy football... allegri's on a whole new level of pussy football

just seeing the pics of allegri walking through the J museum today makes me sick, he looks absolutely clueless as to what it means to lead Juventus, mind you andrea agnelli doesn't exactly look like he has any clarity either. I f*cking chanted insults against allegri in 2011 at the scudetto party in Turin with 300,000 fans, i refuse to accept allegri, I can't $#@!ing believe in the space of 4 hours yesterday we went from reigning champions to soon to be reigning chumps. I can never accept allegri as a coach, not for someone so tactically clueless and with the charisma of a turd I simply can't accept it.

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urgh worse

$#@!ing take the club over! crucify the fascist management!

Id have taken a gamble with Carrera. Hes the only one who could actually continue Conte's work and still maintain the respect of the team and philosophy

marotta "allegri is the ideal profile" FML...

allegri is already $#@!ting his pants!!! God he makes me feel sick! absolutely 0 charisma

I just get the feeling this management will go down this same path

i hardly call leaving the team because his employers can't match his ambitions to achieve the success this club deserves as abandoning, if anything the management abandoned Conte, this project, their fans, and above all else all hope and drive for further success! give it a thought, you might just have a epiphany!

that is exactly what i said to Jem earlier, I wouldn't be at all surprised to see this board sell our assets to balance the books. never mind though it's still Conte's fault for abandoning the club and all praise lord Andrea Agnelli for being a true Juventino for sticking by all this time and $#@!ing this club up

I can't believe you still continue to defend this board and speak ill of Conte. I wonder where you will be when allegri fails with this crop of players.

but you'll defend those who have remained and still ruin the club from within?

They should storm the Juve hq and seize control.

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Schindler's

It's not like allegri has actually gone further than Conte in the CL though has he? any how the domestic trophies and broken records speaks for itself, trying to justify allegri being the better manager because he is slightly better than Conte in europe is just ridiculous. Wait till allegri achieve similar results with Juve whilst suffering domestically, then tell me allegri is still the better manager over all. i can guarantee you if Juve don't even at least reach the quarters there will be a $#@! storm brewing here, mind you there will still be those like napoleonic who will never be pleased, even if you beat the team 4-1 on aggregate.

we look $#@!ing $#@! already

any news on the rest of the coaching staff? what happened to Alessio and Carrera?

our rivals back then weren't half as strong as they are now neither

jesus christ. $#@! this season already

bonucci > zapata

YES YES YES!!!!

May a horse fuck you in the mouth.

And may Allegri bless you.

 

[KB824]

@Hustini


Cam, in his defense, he wasn't the only one who felt this way.


Although hopefully by the end of the season he may change his tune a little

 

[Hust]

@Hustini


Cam, in his defense, he wasn't the only one who felt this way.


Although hopefully by the end of the season he may change his tune a little

He will never admit he was wrong.

 

[ALC]

Hust

 

[Jem83]

In tears

 

[ALC]

Dat overreaction

 

[piotrr]

I honestly wouldn't even dicount the possibility that CarlosPrimera himself works for omgghana or something

In any case, that's seriously epic.
Also, how did anyone ever find this?

@Gep
http://forum.juventuz.org/threads/35677-Kwadwo-Asamoah/page181

 

[Nzoric]

May a horse fuck you in the mouth.

And may Allegri bless you.

Hi Alen

And Hust, what did the wifey say when you came home with the smell of shit on your dick?

 

[Hust]

Hi Alen

And Hust, what did the wifey say when you came home with the smell of shit on your dick?

She told me to take a shower.

 

[Nzoric]

Antijoke chicken

 

[Badass J Elkann]

He will never admit he was wrong.

it's not how you start, it's how you finish I wonder if you will still be singing the same tunes say in 2 or 3 years time when Juve's cycle of dominance may be over.

 

[Hust]

it's not how you start, it's how you finish I wonder if you will still be singing the same tunes say in 2 or 3 years time when Juve's cycle of dominance may be over.

Well when it isn't you will recycle this comment over and over again until Juve finally gets beat and say I told you so.

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Antijoke chicken

Shitbucket?

 

[Hydde]

@Gep
http://forum.juventuz.org/threads/35677-Kwadwo-Asamoah/page181

Priceless