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Hust

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Hustini
May 29, 2005
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dear diary,


Captains log: Dru here. Today I was bitchslapped by Buddah, Jesus, God, Muhammad (PBUH), and Satan. I completely lost my marbles even when I never had them but hey, I'm desi so I can make mistakes. Hustini is drunk, so he says. My anus rim burns like a pizza maker burned his wrist on the oven door. The friction from Allegri in/out for an entire season has made a 747 runway that could land the Discovery space shuttle minus the parachutes. I had elephant balls last summer I'd be lucky if the worlds most powerful electron microscope could identify them after this anal pounding never seen since the 49ners beat the broncos 55-10 in the super bowl.

Allahu Akbar


Dru
 

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