Massimiliano Allegri (241 Viewers)

[icemaη]

See I don't get this theory...who else would they have gone for? I'm pretty sure it was either Allegri or Mancini. Juventus almost always goes for Italian coaches, and he was one of the best available.

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Sounds like an ALC post (minus the weird sex/amputee pics)

It does confirm we had spoken to Allegri earlier. Getting Allegri to sign a contract in 12 hours is pretty fast. Or when Marotta called he picked up and screamed YES! without even needing anything else discussed.

 

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[Bianconero_Aus]

It does confirm we had spoken to Allegri earlier. Getting Allegri to sign a contract in 12 hours is pretty fast. Or when Marotta called he picked up and screamed YES! without even needing anything else discussed.

I dunno, Allegri says it was a "bolt from the blue"...in other words saying it was totally unexpected and random. Could be lying, but ill take EuroMaxxx's word as gospel!

 

[icemaη]

I dunno, Allegri says it was a "bolt from the blue"...in other words saying it was totally unexpected and random. Could be lying, but ill take EuroMaxxx's word as gospel!

Then he's an even bigger legend. The managerial Krasic if I may. Only that he's good at what he does.

 

[Hust]

http://forum.acmilan-online.com/showpost.php?p=2262679&postcount=3259

"Carlo Ancelotti, once the greatest knight in all the lands of Europe and whatever country the CWC was held in.
Serving in the legendary Calcio Cavalry of the new decade, spreading the One True Tactics of Calcio all across Europe, defeating all of Calcio's many, many enemies with his magic eyebrow, bedding the fairest maiden across all the leagues - Andrea Birlo, definitely not throwing away huge leads, he was an unrivaled prodigy who was to usher in a new era of peace, love, and appreciation of tactics.

But then, after the unspeakable tragedy known only as Calcioboli passed, he was lured into the brainless marketing football-rugby side, by the English and Spanish sorcerers, with offers of dirty oil money and clean referees. Calcio had lost her favorite son. Thus began a dark era of stats inflation and shit defending.

When all hope was seemingly lost, suddenly, there emerged a man from Livorno. A simple man, known only as Max Alleger at that time, distinguished only by his possession of the fabled and historied shield named "Serie A Manager of the Year", and a keen desire to learn the all-but-forgotten philosophy known as "Tactics".
For years, actually 3, he faithfully served under the royal kingdom of B*ilan, yes, the same B*ilan that was once the flag that adorned Ancelotti's all conquering Christmas Tree lance, now a shithouse of incompetence and Bolis. Despite showing unparalleled promise and leading them onto the forefront of Calcio, he was disgracefully shunned aside from B*ilan, ousted by traitor Ancelotti loyalists Shitdorf and Bibbo.
Enter Juventus. The most decorated kingdom across all of Italia, and beloved by Italians everywhere and one Indian mod. Recently having been robbed of their wealth by the False Calshio kingdom of Printer, they had been a directionless and mocked people, before they met their savior.

Max, now reborn as the EuroMax, savior of Calcio, armed with an indestructible 4-3-1-2 and the fair maiden Birlo by his side, has annihilated Borussia Germania and also AS Monaco, and now faces his greatest enemy yet - the evil empire of Real Madshit, led by none other than Darth Ansh*tlotti."

"One Indian Mod"...must be Asif

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Borussia Germania

 

[Trequartista]

"One Indian Mod"...must be Asif

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Borussia Germania

 

[Hust]

Was that a Tuzer over there posting that?

 

[Enron]

Asif.

 

[icemaη]

"One Indian Mod"...must be Asif

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Borussia Germania

All the while I was thinking he was talking about Ze

 

[Hust]

Ze isn't Indian

 

[Ocelot]

See I don't get this theory...who else would they have gone for? I'm pretty sure it was either Allegri or Mancini. Juventus almost always goes for Italian coaches, and he was one of the best available.

Well yeah, but it took like 5 hours for that to get done, he was flown in on the same evening even. There most probably was some general agreement already in place beforehand.

 

[Hust]

Well yeah, but it took like 5 hours for that to get done, he was flown in on the same evening even. There most probably was some general agreement already in place beforehand.

Doesn't make sense to me. Conte quit on the first day. I doubt that was expected.

 

[Ocelot]

Doesn't make sense to me. Conte quick on the first day. I doubt that was expected.

You got everyone involved backing the story. You got absolutely no evidence for your theory.

 

[Hust]

You got everyone involved backing the story. You got absolutely no evidence for your theory.

That's why it's a theory and not a fact.

 

[Nicholas]

Allegri said he thought he was contacted to take charge in 12 months time.

 

[Vlad]

http://forum.acmilan-online.com/showpost.php?p=2262679&postcount=3259

"Carlo Ancelotti, once the greatest knight in all the lands of Europe and whatever country the CWC was held in.
Serving in the legendary Calcio Cavalry of the new decade, spreading the One True Tactics of Calcio all across Europe, defeating all of Calcio's many, many enemies with his magic eyebrow, bedding the fairest maiden across all the leagues - Andrea Birlo, definitely not throwing away huge leads, he was an unrivaled prodigy who was to usher in a new era of peace, love, and appreciation of tactics.

But then, after the unspeakable tragedy known only as Calcioboli passed, he was lured into the brainless marketing football-rugby side, by the English and Spanish sorcerers, with offers of dirty oil money and clean referees. Calcio had lost her favorite son. Thus began a dark era of stats inflation and shit defending.

When all hope was seemingly lost, suddenly, there emerged a man from Livorno. A simple man, known only as Max Alleger at that time, distinguished only by his possession of the fabled and historied shield named "Serie A Manager of the Year", and a keen desire to learn the all-but-forgotten philosophy known as "Tactics".
For years, actually 3, he faithfully served under the royal kingdom of B*ilan, yes, the same B*ilan that was once the flag that adorned Ancelotti's all conquering Christmas Tree lance, now a shithouse of incompetence and Bolis. Despite showing unparalleled promise and leading them onto the forefront of Calcio, he was disgracefully shunned aside from B*ilan, ousted by traitor Ancelotti loyalists Shitdorf and Bibbo.
Enter Juventus. The most decorated kingdom across all of Italia, and beloved by Italians everywhere and one Indian mod. Recently having been robbed of their wealth by the False Calshio kingdom of Printer, they had been a directionless and mocked people, before they met their savior.

Max, now reborn as the EuroMax, savior of Calcio, armed with an indestructible 4-3-1-2 and the fair maiden Birlo by his side, has annihilated Borussia Germania and also AS Monaco, and now faces his greatest enemy yet - the evil empire of Real Madshit, led by none other than Darth Ansh*tlotti."

 

[JuveMkd]

Sounds like C. Martin to me

 

[Hust]

Imagine of Carlos.Primera wrote one of these. However you spell his name

 

[1251alex]

lol. Only thing I would change is calling AS Monaco the Kingdom of Monaco to make it sound more in line with the story and epic.

 

[icemaη]

Ze isn't Indian

I know, sometimes my brain acts stupid that way

 

[Fr3sh]

http://forum.acmilan-online.com/showpost.php?p=2262679&postcount=3259

"Carlo Ancelotti, once the greatest knight in all the lands of Europe and whatever country the CWC was held in.
Serving in the legendary Calcio Cavalry of the new decade, spreading the One True Tactics of Calcio all across Europe, defeating all of Calcio's many, many enemies with his magic eyebrow, bedding the fairest maiden across all the leagues - Andrea Birlo, definitely not throwing away huge leads, he was an unrivaled prodigy who was to usher in a new era of peace, love, and appreciation of tactics.

But then, after the unspeakable tragedy known only as Calcioboli passed, he was lured into the brainless marketing football-rugby side, by the English and Spanish sorcerers, with offers of dirty oil money and clean referees. Calcio had lost her favorite son. Thus began a dark era of stats inflation and shit defending.

When all hope was seemingly lost, suddenly, there emerged a man from Livorno. A simple man, known only as Max Alleger at that time, distinguished only by his possession of the fabled and historied shield named "Serie A Manager of the Year", and a keen desire to learn the all-but-forgotten philosophy known as "Tactics".
For years, actually 3, he faithfully served under the royal kingdom of B*ilan, yes, the same B*ilan that was once the flag that adorned Ancelotti's all conquering Christmas Tree lance, now a shithouse of incompetence and Bolis. Despite showing unparalleled promise and leading them onto the forefront of Calcio, he was disgracefully shunned aside from B*ilan, ousted by traitor Ancelotti loyalists Shitdorf and Bibbo.
Enter Juventus. The most decorated kingdom across all of Italia, and beloved by Italians everywhere and one Indian mod. Recently having been robbed of their wealth by the False Calshio kingdom of Printer, they had been a directionless and mocked people, before they met their savior.

Max, now reborn as the EuroMax, savior of Calcio, armed with an indestructible 4-3-1-2 and the fair maiden Birlo by his side, has annihilated Borussia Germania and also AS Monaco, and now faces his greatest enemy yet - the evil empire of Real Madshit, led by none other than Darth Ansh*tlotti."