Massimiliano Allegri (239 Viewers)

[Scottish]

1% chance of that happening. Dude is an utter fraud, a piece of shit and maniac. He has been exposed, there is no way he lands a job in the top 5 leagues.

How old are you? You havent been watching football for long and don't know how business hiring works at the level of top football clubs.

One shite stint at Juventus, no matter how shite, doesn't disqualify you from future jobs. Did you think managers keep rising up in their careers and then when they stop winning they just retire?

 

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[CrimsonianKing]

Bro.

You're like 57. I am merely 42, and I have better skin than you - that's a guarantee you lolzilian fucker

Liar! You were already an adult when Pelé was playing his first World Cup.

Bitch pls, I could count on one hand the amount of grey hair I have. Ok, maybe not one but two!! You lizard skin mofo

 

[Clamarc]

How old are you? You havent been watching football for long and don't know how business hiring works at the level of top football clubs.

One shite stint at Juventus, no matter how shite, doesn't disqualify you from future jobs. Did you think managers keep rising up in their careers and then when they stop winning they just retire?

Doing well with Saudi clubs.
Then get hired by Real in the future
yeah 1% of that happening seems realistic

 

[Seven]

Bro.

You're like 57. I am merely 42, and I have better skin than you - that's a guarantee you lolzilian fucker

Perhaps there were skeptics when you first announced you'd try to live forever by sucking off teenage ladyboys every other day, but the glow is undeniable.

 

[Bianconero81]

Perhaps there were skeptics when you first announced you'd try to live forever by sucking off teenage ladyboys every other day, but the glow is undeniable.

Don't be hating man. While I'm enjoying the sunshine and inexpensive thrills, you're busy drinking Hoegaarden, feeling depressed as stores close before 8 pm, and freezing your butt off in winter.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Bro.

You're like 57. I am merely 42, and I have better skin than you - that's a guarantee you lolzilian fucker

Now, there is no need for you to show off like that.

Showering in Ladyboy semen isn't a luxury all of us can afford.

 

[Bianconero81]

Now, there is no need for you to show off like that.

Showering in Ladyboy semen isn't a luxury all of us can afford.

I'll send you a few bottles. I know how hard working you Germans are. Not all of you can make it out here to enjoy the experience firsthand

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Liar! You were already an adult when Pelé was playing his first World Cup.

Bitch pls, I could count on one hand the amount of grey hair I have. Ok, maybe not one but two!! You lizard skin mofo

Come on man. Pele? I was around when Gento was still a burgeoning youth prospect.

Lizard skin? Bitch please. I'm not like white people, who look 50 when they're 23.

 

[Seven]

Don't be hating man. While I'm enjoying the sunshine and inexpensive thrills, you're busy drinking Hoegaarden, feeling depressed as stores close before 8 pm, and freezing your butt off in winter.

All true, except for the Hoegaarden. The chances of me ever drinking Hoegaarden are 0.

 

[Bianconero81]

All true, except for the Hoegaarden. The chances of me ever drinking Hoegaarden are 0.

What is your beer of choice?

 

[Scottish]

Doing well with Saudi clubs.
Then get hired by Real in the future
yeah 1% of that happening seems realistic

It's not about the Saudi club lmao that's what I'm saying.

If he was considered for a high profile job it would be from his successes at Milan and Juve and of course because of his experience at high profile clubs.

We rehired Lippi after he got knocked out of the CL qualifiers by some Swedish team, and Trappatoni was hired by Bayern after shitting the bed with Cagliari.

A shite season or two doesn't erase all your achievements in the eyes of big cluvs- especially one that could be explained away (to those who haven't been watching closely) by factors outwith Allegri's control. I don't think accepting a huge payday gig would put PSG or whoever off either.

I have no idea why I'm hitting this point so hard lol, I didn't think I gave a shit

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I'll send you a few bottles. I know how hard working you Germans are. Not all of you can make it out here to enjoy the experience firsthand

As a hardworking German he wants to feel like he's earned the semen. You must hook him up with some lovely ladies so that he can obtain the elixir first hand.

(and second, third and fourth until exhaustion of all parties)

 

[Ronn]

Agresti - Al Hilal pushing hard for Allegri....


INSHALLAAAAAHHHH

This clip comes to mind

 

[Seven]

What is your beer of choice?

If we're talking about easily accessible beers probably Duvel.

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Now, there is no need for you to show off like that.

Showering in Ladyboy semen isn't a luxury all of us can afford.

The thing is they've told him time and time again that it's not the semen working magic, it's the exercise he's getting from procuring the semen. A 5K run would do the trick as well.

But for some reason he insists.

 

[Bjerknes]

This clip comes to mind

Classic

 

[Bianconero81]

If we're talking about easily accessible beers probably Duvel.

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The thing is they've told him time and time again that it's not the semen working magic, it's the exercise he's getting from procuring the semen. A 5K run would do the trick as well.

But for some reason he insists.

Not necessarily commercial beer. Craft beers, IPAs, etc...

 

[Gep]

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Dude, you talk about Normandy constantly.

I forgot. Yes I killed Nazis. A lot of them.

@DAiDEViL you better watch out

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If we're talking about easily accessible beers probably Duvel.

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Hoegaarden is for hoes. I like Blue moon though as far as easily accessible. I tried Bush once and like it too. Leffe, etc.

Belgian beers are really good imo

 

[DAiDEViL]

Hoegaarden is for hoes

Where that Hoegaarden at ya'll are talking about?

 

[Seven]

Not necessarily commercial beer. Craft beers, IPAs, etc...

Rochefort 12 then.

Obviously there are a lot of local good beers as well and I do try to taste as many as possible. But truth is I don't drink a lot of alcohol anymore these days (probably 1-2 days a week) and when I do I try to limit it to 1 or 2 beers.

 

[DutchJuventino]

Tripel Karmeliet
Rochefort 12 / St. Bernardus abt. 12
Pühaste - Trinity in Black Bourbon BA (Silver Series)

Best pilsener: Hertog Jan

@Bianconeri81 you are Thai right? Best beer: Singha, I answered for you. Btw Hong Thong shittiest spirit ever, but cheap.

Enjoy

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Where that Hoegaarden at ya'll are talking about?

@Bianconero81 has a Hoegarden in the backyard of his place. Nothing but young petite Thai trannies. Old man is living the life