Massimiliano Allegri (232 Viewers)
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not at all if we talk about real issues like passivity of the team, lack of progress, underperforming players, etc
but if we talk about irrelevant, made up shit like he's our ferguson because some journalist on crack wrote it, he wants to appoint the sports director, he never was a good coach, he never cared about the club, he kills careers, never played young players, juve could never play attractive football with him, etc, then it's quite tiring and fucking dumb. and that's a considerable % of the thread
but if we talk about irrelevant, made up shit like he's our ferguson because some journalist on crack wrote it, he wants to appoint the sports director, he never was a good coach, he never cared about the club, he kills careers, never played young players, juve could never play attractive football with him, etc, then it's quite tiring and fucking dumb. and that's a considerable % of the thread
Chat GPT got it all wrong:
Vlad Tuz and Allegri, two men of the game
One a player, the other a coach of great fame
With skill and strategy, they conquered the field
And to their opponents, they would never yield
Tuz, with his swift moves and lightning pace
Could weave through defenders with effortless grace
He'd dazzle the crowd with his fancy footwork
And leave his rivals in a state of murk
Allegri, the mastermind behind the scenes
Would plan and plot with meticulous means
His tactics and formations, a work of art And
his team would play with a united heart
Together, Tuz and Allegri formed a formidable pair
And opponents would quake at the thought of facing their glare
They'd outsmart, outmaneuver, and outscore
Leaving their rivals dazed and on the floor
Though their time on the field may now be done
Their legacy lives on, forever to be sung
For Vlad Tuz and Allegri, two men of the game
Will always be remembered for their legendary fame.
I tried to incorporate juve123 and throating but Chat GPT has a moral compass apparently.
Vlad Tuz and Allegri, two men of the game
One a player, the other a coach of great fame
With skill and strategy, they conquered the field
And to their opponents, they would never yield
Tuz, with his swift moves and lightning pace
Could weave through defenders with effortless grace
He'd dazzle the crowd with his fancy footwork
And leave his rivals in a state of murk
Allegri, the mastermind behind the scenes
Would plan and plot with meticulous means
His tactics and formations, a work of art And
his team would play with a united heart
Together, Tuz and Allegri formed a formidable pair
And opponents would quake at the thought of facing their glare
They'd outsmart, outmaneuver, and outscore
Leaving their rivals dazed and on the floor
Though their time on the field may now be done
Their legacy lives on, forever to be sung
For Vlad Tuz and Allegri, two men of the game
Will always be remembered for their legendary fame.
I tried to incorporate juve123 and throating but Chat GPT has a moral compass apparently.
