Massimiliano Allegri (303 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

that team won serie a on cruise control. even maurice admitted that he had very low influence the team, and left after his famous this team is untrainable shout towards the management. we became a worse team by every month the team spent with sarri

sarri can thank us the scudetto, not the other way around. incredible how many times it has to be explained

The team was untrainable to Sarri precisely because every last drop of progressiveness we had was drained out of us like a stabbing victim. Slow twists of the knife every single match under Allegri. Now the murderer is back at the grave site and everyone still thinks he can somehow revive the dead guy he stabbed. It’s absurd.

Jesus has risen, JJ is dead in the grave. Happy Easter.

 

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[Vlad]

We could concede 4 goals every match for the remainder of the season and juve123, vlad and a couple other members would still be defending this guy no matter what.

The whole throaters thing was just a joke that got out of control because these guys are acting like a religious cult. At this point they’re not even supporting the club but the coach himself. Tuz has crossed into the Twilight Zone.

The irony... We have 'fans' here gloating when we lose games, boycotting games, etc. It seems like hate for Allegri >>> supporting the club. Anywho, the great coach is here to stay for at least 1 more season.

 

[s4tch]

The team was untrainable to Sarri precisely because every last drop of progressiveness we had was drained out of us like a stabbing victim. Slow twists of the knife every single match under Allegri. Now the murderer is back at the grave site and everyone still thinks he can somehow revive the dead guy he stabbed. It’s absurd.

Jesus has risen, JJ is dead in the grave. Happy Easter.

so sarri had a tough job because allegri was our previous coach

never heard that narrative, love it. keep them coming

 

[juve123]

The irony... We have 'fans' here gloating when we lose games, boycotting games, etc. It seems like hate for Allegri >>> supporting the club. Anywho, the great coach is here to stay for at least 1 more season.

Yeah the great irony tough situation for the entire club with figc trying to damage the club but the plastic fans are happy if we can keep on loosing games for the club to sack Allegri.

 

[Xperd]

The irony... We have 'fans' here gloating when we lose games, boycotting games, etc. It seems like hate for Allegri >>> supporting the club. Anywho, the great coach is here to stay for at least 1 more season.

Allegro should have been ousted a long time ago. Bashing/criticizing him should be treated as normal and is in the good interests of the club.

We are all voicing our displeasure because we care about the long term future of the club, not because we hate him.

 

[Bjerknes]

so sarri had a tough job because allegri was our previous coach

never heard that narrative, love it. keep them coming

Of course he had a tough job. He had to teach them how to play attacking football!

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Yeah the great irony tough situation for the entire club with figc trying to damage the club but the plastic fans are happy if we can keep on loosing games for the club to sack Allegri.

The other irony being supposed JJ fans are not only on Allegri’s deck, but also caring what FIGC Azzurri and FIGC Italian clubs are doing in Europe.

Who are the plastic fans now?

 

[Vlad]

Allegro should have been ousted a long time ago. Bashing/criticizing him should be treated as normal and is in the good interests of the club.

We are all voicing our displeasure because we care about the long term future of the club, not because we hate him.

You sound like some cultist.

 

[Xperd]

You sound like some cultist.

I'm an activist. Intifada against the evil Allegro regime!

Once this is all said and done and Allegro is booted out, all of you Allegro hardliners need to be put on a rehabilitation program and get de-radicalized. That day is just around the corner. Inshallah it happens soon!

 

[Bianconero81]

Man. The level of retardation and sheer stupidity exhibited by some is unbearable. Are you fuckers seriously this stupid?

No one said we should be celebrating the losses, but those of you who wish to give him another chance to fuck shit up even further next season are either purposely stubborn and asinine, or you really are lacking in the mental capacity department.

Why should he fucking stay, even if he wins the coppa, for another season? Because he won one trophy in two seasons? Since when did that become acceptable around these parts? Even winning the Europa League, which isn't going to happen, but I am going to humor the faggots that think it's somehow possible with the atrocious brand of football we're playing - even if we do win the EL, he shouldn't stay. The team looks shambolic. We grind out wins, rarely ever have the better of possession, and never press our opponents. There is no sense of urgency in our play. Let me remind you again who Failegri, the coach you guys unashamedly throat at every possible opportunity, asked for this past summer. He was the one who pushed for Parepiss and the terminally injured Pogba, he was the coach that can't coach an attack to dribble its way out of a paper bag, the same coach who still plays De Shitlio when he has a chance, the same coach that still gives Sandro ample opportunities, and the same coach who will probably welcome Bumucci back with open arms and give him the captain's armband if he returns from injury.

 

[Stevie]

They are all trolls or else mentally handicapped. There's no way any sane person still believes in him. No point arguing with them anymore.

 

[Zzak]

Seen Bonnuci in your avatar with what looks like the Balon d'Or... Knew this post wouldn't disappoint and it did not.

Yeah, because a defender who was ranked 13th in the Ballon D'Or standings in 2021 is to be laughed at. Take your Alzheimer meds and gtfo.

 

[Bianconero81]

Ranked 13th in the Balon D'Or standings

He almost won the Balon D'Or. There were only 12 other guys ahead of him.

 

[Scottish]

Ranked 13th in the Balon D'Or standings

He almost won the Balon D'Or. There were only 12 other guys ahead of him.

Actually not bad though

There's at least 20 ahead of me this year

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Fuck Bonucci, to be clear

 

[DAiDEViL]

Ranked 13th in the Balon D'Or standings

He almost won the Balon D'Or. There were only 12 other guys ahead of him.

As a CB.

What was Dybala's best Balon D'Or ranking?

In their prime,
Bonucci the CB > Dybala the striker

 

[Post Ironic]

The team was untrainable to Sarri precisely because every last drop of progressiveness we had was drained out of us like a stabbing victim. Slow twists of the knife every single match under Allegri. Now the murderer is back at the grave site and everyone still thinks he can somehow revive the dead guy he stabbed. It’s absurd.

Jesus has risen, JJ is dead in the grave. Happy Easter.

Yeah, that’s why Sarri’s Juve was significantly worse than every single one of Max’s first 5 years here.

RUS level cringe. Get back on McPotter’s dick, bro. You’re slacking.

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I am not a Sarriboi but the same argument can be applied to Allegro's last two seasons then, before getting fired. This club has been on a freefall since Cardiff.

He nearly lost the league in 17/18 and in 18/19, the team was riding on the Ronaldo wave. Let's not forget that season we saw some of the worst football displays in JJ history that got Allegro fired in the first place.

I don't know why people keep bringing up Sarri and Pirlo. It's a very common tactic from Allegro supporters to deflect from his cancerous football.

The fact that he's still being compared to the Sarri's and the Pirlo's of the world shows where he stands currently and his stature as a 'legendary' coach.

He had 95 points and a +62 goal differential in 17-18. Smashed Milan 4-0 in the Coppa final and went out 3-4 to eventual winners Madrid in CL QFs on a last second goal.

Free fall. Yeah, that season was awful

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Fanboying/girling makes blind. Too much of anything aint healthy.

You’re responding to a guy who spent years sucking Dybala’s dick no matter how he performed lol

 

[Bjerknes]

Yeah, that’s why Sarri’s Juve was significantly worse than every single one of Max’s first 5 years here.

RUS level cringe. Get back on McPotter’s dick, bro. You’re slacking.

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He had 95 points and a +62 goal differential in 17-18. Smashed Milan 4-0 in the Coppa final and went out 3-4 to eventual winners Madrid in CL QFs on a last second goal.

Free fall. Yeah, that season was awful

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You’re responding to a guy who spent years sucking Dybala’s dick no matter how he performed lol

Pot, meet kettle.

Dick, meet throat.

OG Throat has spoken.

 

[BayernFan]

Yeah, that’s why Sarri’s Juve was significantly worse than every single one of Max’s first 5 years here.

RUS level cringe. Get back on McPotter’s dick, bro. You’re slacking.

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He had 95 points and a +62 goal differential in 17-18. Smashed Milan 4-0 in the Coppa final and went out 3-4 to eventual winners Madrid in CL QFs on a last second goal.

Free fall. Yeah, that season was awful

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You’re responding to a guy who spent years sucking Dybala’s dick no matter how he performed lol

I know that, there’s Allegri throaters and then you have @Bianconero81 doing the work for Dybala and @Juve92 throating Ronaldo

 

[Post Ironic]

Pot, meet kettle.

Dick, meet throat.

OG Throat has spoken.

I’ve been all for sacking Allegri for months now. Sorry to disappoint.

While you still sucking the wand wavers dick for jumping on a ball and keeping his balance.

Also. At least Allegri won 11 trophies for this club and his first stint was one of the most successful periods this club has seen. Remind me what McKennie has ever done that is reason for your throating?

 

[Bjerknes]

I’ve been all for sacking Allegri for months now. Sorry to disappoint.

While you still sucking the wand wavers dick for jumping on a ball and keeping his balance.

Also. At least Allegri won 11 trophies for this club and his first stint was one of the most successful periods this club has seen. Remind me what McKennie has ever done that is reason for your throating?

You’re still throating Allegri even though he should be sacked. That’s sad.

McKennie doesn’t matter. Leeds is going to be relegated. He’ll be back. He’s doing much less damage to JJ than that donger in your mouth.

 

[DAiDEViL]

I’ve been all for sacking Allegri for months now. Sorry to disappoint.

While you still sucking the wand wavers dick for jumping on a ball and keeping his balance.

Also. At least Allegri won 11 trophies for this club and his first stint was one of the most successful periods this club has seen. Remind me what McKennie has ever done that is reason for your throating?

Duh? He fell out of his mama's womb right into god’s own country.