Massimiliano Allegri (221 Viewers)

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Gep

Gep

The Guv'nor
#5,922
Jun 12, 2005
16,493
#5,922
PostIronic said:
Allegri: "I was sitting in the saunas the other day at the training ground, I had two of Giovinco's fingers well-lubed and knuckle-deep up my bum, prostate massage feels so good in the saunas, though sadly none of the other players will offer their fingers so I make do with Gio's delicate little digits. I was pondering this flu crisis we're having amongst our attackers, I really had no idea idea what to do, confusion reigned supreme, I was terrified... and then that slow movement of his middle and ring finger, in and out, back and forth, it felt so good that all my worries and fears about my debut, about the flu, the injuries, line-ups, tactics, formations, they all just melted away... and this light bulb clicked on, a lightning bolt from the heavens seemed to strike my brain at random, so I pulled Gio's fingers out of my anus, gave them a little sniff, that faint whiff of poo after a good prostate massage is pretty much heaven. I can't start Gio as he'll still be tired out from this prostate massage so why not start Coman against Chievo?"

Now you have the real reason behind Coman's splendid debut...
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:lol:
 
Gep

Gep

The Guv'nor
#5,923
Jun 12, 2005
16,493
#5,923
PostIronic said:
Allegri: "I was sitting in the saunas the other day at the training ground, I had two of Giovinco's fingers well-lubed and knuckle-deep up my bum, prostate massage feels so good in the saunas, though sadly none of the other players will offer their fingers so I make do with Gio's delicate little digits. I was pondering this flu crisis we're having amongst our attackers, I really had no idea idea what to do, confusion reigned supreme, I was terrified... and then that slow movement of his middle and ring finger, in and out, back and forth, it felt so good that all my worries and fears about my debut, about the flu, the injuries, line-ups, tactics, formations, they all just melted away... and this light bulb clicked on, a lightning bolt from the heavens seemed to strike my brain at random, so I pulled Gio's fingers out of my anus, gave them a little sniff, that faint whiff of poo after a good prostate massage is pretty much heaven. I can't start Gio as he'll still be tired out from this prostate massage so why not start Coman against Chievo?"

Now you have the real reason behind Coman's splendid debut...
Click to expand...

:lol:
 
alexjuventino

alexjuventino

#SarriOut
#5,924
Jul 20, 2012
20,044
#5,924
PostIronic said:
Allegri: "I was sitting in the saunas the other day at the training ground, I had two of Giovinco's fingers well-lubed and knuckle-deep up my bum, prostate massage feels so good in the saunas, though sadly none of the other players will offer their fingers so I make do with Gio's delicate little digits. I was pondering this flu crisis we're having amongst our attackers, I really had no idea idea what to do, confusion reigned supreme, I was terrified... and then that slow movement of his middle and ring finger, in and out, back and forth, it felt so good that all my worries and fears about my debut, about the flu, the injuries, line-ups, tactics, formations, they all just melted away... and this light bulb clicked on, a lightning bolt from the heavens seemed to strike my brain at random, so I pulled Gio's fingers out of my anus, gave them a little sniff, that faint whiff of poo after a good prostate massage is pretty much heaven. I can't start Gio as he'll still be tired out from this prostate massage so why not start Coman against Chievo?"

Now you have the real reason behind Coman's splendid debut...
Click to expand...
wtf
 
alexjuventino

alexjuventino

#SarriOut
#5,925
Jul 20, 2012
20,044
#5,925
PostIronic said:
Allegri: "I was sitting in the saunas the other day at the training ground, I had two of Giovinco's fingers well-lubed and knuckle-deep up my bum, prostate massage feels so good in the saunas, though sadly none of the other players will offer their fingers so I make do with Gio's delicate little digits. I was pondering this flu crisis we're having amongst our attackers, I really had no idea idea what to do, confusion reigned supreme, I was terrified... and then that slow movement of his middle and ring finger, in and out, back and forth, it felt so good that all my worries and fears about my debut, about the flu, the injuries, line-ups, tactics, formations, they all just melted away... and this light bulb clicked on, a lightning bolt from the heavens seemed to strike my brain at random, so I pulled Gio's fingers out of my anus, gave them a little sniff, that faint whiff of poo after a good prostate massage is pretty much heaven. I can't start Gio as he'll still be tired out from this prostate massage so why not start Coman against Chievo?"

Now you have the real reason behind Coman's splendid debut...
Click to expand...
wtf
 
Hydde

Hydde

Minimiliano Tristelli
#5,940
Mar 6, 2003
38,987
#5,940
Allegri: 'No Falcao disappointment'
By Football Italia staff



Massimiliano Allegri is “not disappointed” by the Juventus transfer session or their failure to sign Radamel Falcao.
The Coach spoke to reporters at the UEFA Elite Forum get-together of tacticians.


“Am I disappointed at not getting Falcao? No,” shrugged Allegri.
Monaco loaned Falcao to Manchester United on transfer deadline day after a lengthy medical.


“We worked well, with targeted operations, without buying just for the sake of buying. If we had found the player truly capable of helping the team make a step up in quality, then ok, otherwise there’s no point when we already have such a strong squad.


“Young players? I’ve always allowed them to play in my teams. It’s even better if they find space with the national side, but that’s Antonio Conte’s issue to deal with and not mine.”


Allegri was also asked whether the Champions League was a genuine target for Juve this season.

“First let’s focus on the group stage and reaching the last 16...”

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