Stop bashing Stu. He is a star. We have rejected offers for double what we paid for him. Valencia, Everton, a ton of clubs in Serie A. Stururu is an animal. The sooner you realize and accept this, the happier you shall be.
Yeah (although that still kills people, so can be quite a big deal...), but the police/DVLA really don't like people taking the piss out of their disciplinary process - in this case he just kept ignoring calls for driver info to be submitted - he ignored it in atypical arrogant footballer fashion, so they made an example of him.