Marco 'The Escape Goat' Motta (12 Viewers)

[JuveJay]

Lichtsteiner, Isla, Pepe and Padoin already play in the position Motta would do, so it clearly makes no sense.

 

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[ZoSo]

Motta is horrible, one of the worst defenders I've ever seen at 'top level' football. I have no idea how he is even a RB... he might be a decent bench player for a bottom club as RM/RW etc..

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

For all the newbies, here is where the legend started

that was the post that started it all.

 

[Gagi]

 

[Tommy]

 

[piotrr]

Marco and his official US tour photosession:

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[Klin]

I remember I was going to die of laughter the last I've seen this.

 

[ALC]

@Klin lmaorofllololol that was gold

 

[Gagi]

 

[Rollie]

"While it is well know that Goats are the best animal species..."

 

[Fint]

How Marco got into Juve's chatillon training camp

 

[Hydde]

Goats are so agile.

That explains why he is a Juventus player.

Licht is a warrior
Vidal is boss
Pogba is becomin a boss
Buffon has super human saves and reflexes.
Motta is very agile.

 

[Fint]

Goats are so agile.

That explains why he is a Juventus player.

Licht is a warrior
Vidal is boss
Pogba is becomin a boss
Buffon has super human saves and reflexes.
Motta is very agile.

Padoin is a Honey Badger (underestimate him at your peril)

 

[Tommy]

Are we getting rid of this poopbag? And what about Ziegler and Martinez?

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I remember I was going to die of laughter the last I've seen this.

Oh I remember this

 

[Tomice]

The official game "the escape goat" is out

http://www.playescapegoat.com/

Part 2 is already in the works

 

[piotrr]

According to some Geruchteticker.com Eintracht is interested.

 

[GarfielD]

Why is he still here?

 

[X Æ A-12]

Who would buy him?

 

[GarfielD]

Livorno? Verona?

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Livorno? Verona?

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