Luca Toni (9 Viewers)

[Ahmed]

should have let Marco Motta have the wheel, would have finally been of some use to us.

 

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[Zé Tahir]

What's the story with this guy? We signed him on a free right? He played on our US tour...then he just disappears and isn't part of Conte's plans or he hasn't impressed him in practices?

 

[Elvin]

No, it's just Matri is irreplaceable ATM.

 

[hudick]

http://www.juventus.com/wps/portal/en/news/1nov2011_toni

 

[Avalanche]

Toni is always dangerous.



As long as he doesn't get the ball infront of his feet

 

[Elvin]

I remember how much I cursed at him during EC2008, he was wasting chances left and right (some created by Pirlo), and how he thought that fuckin mustache would bring him luck

 

[Turk_Bianconero]

Why did we agree to pay him 3m € anyway?

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Marotta the terrorist is making a 50% cut of his wages

/end Turkmode

 

[Gabriel]

I saw these on a store a couple days ago.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Those boots have special powers. They make you miss sitters from 5 yards out.

 

[Gabriel]

They make your feet useless.

 

[Fint]

This was some goal

 

[CAPITANO]

 

[CORVETTE]

THE FUCK IS THIS ????
I just had the weirdest dream ever , I was walking with Toni ( yes our Luca Toni ) and he started dancing in the streets , then I told him " WTF are you doing ? , look at all those people staring at us "
Then he told me : " heeey !! I have to keep my self warmed up , can't get even 5 minutes playing time with this coach "



WHAT THE FUCK ?????????????

 

[RAVANELLI]

THE FUCK IS THIS ????
I just had the weirdest dream ever , I was walking with Toni ( yes our Luca Toni ) and he started dancing in the streets , then I told him " WTF are you doing ? , look at all those people staring at us "
Then he told me : " heeey !! I have to keep my self warmed up , can't get even 5 minutes playing time with this coach "



WHAT THE FUCK ?????????????

Were you two on a date or something?

 

[ZoSo]

Juventus veteran striker Luca Toni is attracting interest from Brazil.

TuttoJuve.com says two Brazilian clubs are in contact about signing Toni in January.

The centre-forward is expected to be moved on during the winter market after spending this season in the stands.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Those boots have special powers. They make you miss sitters from 5 yards out.

but head the ball from 20 yards out and score

 

[ReBeL]

 

[Badass J Elkann]

luca toni sei per me, numero uno

 

[ZoSo]

You can't hate this guy.

Especially after this:

The police found him drunk in his car early in the morning after inter game , he was fined and they suspended his license for 3 months .

and this: