Lloyd Kelly (27 Viewers)

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
115,898
Just saw the goal. Kelly got raped. Even the commentator said the scorer looked like Crespo compared to him. I bet this Brit prick doesnt even know who that is.

As a Juventus stock holder, I would love to see Giuntoli's business case and executive summary to justify the €27m expenditure. Fucking unbelievable.
Executive Summary: Juventus' Acquisition of Lloyd Kelly
Introduction Juventus' decision to acquire Lloyd Kelly for €27 million from Newcastle United has been a strategic move aimed at bolstering their defensive lineup. This acquisition aligns with the club's long-term vision of strengthening their squad with versatile and reliable players.

Key Points

  1. Defensive Reinforcement: Lloyd Kelly's addition addresses Juventus' immediate need for defensive stability. With key players like Gleison Bremer and Juan Cabal out for the season, Kelly's presence provides much-needed depth and reliability in the backline


  2. Versatility and Experience: Kelly brings versatility, being able to play both as a center-back and a left-back. His experience in the Premier League with Bournemouth and Newcastle United has equipped him with the skills to adapt quickly to Serie A's tactical demands


  3. Financial Prudence: The structured deal, which includes a loan fee and performance-based add-ons, ensures financial prudence. Juventus initially paid a €3 million loan fee, with the remaining €24 million contingent on performance metrics, making the investment manageable and performance-driven


  4. Future Potential: At 26, Kelly is entering his prime years. His potential for growth and development makes him a valuable long-term asset for Juventus. His consistent performances in Serie A have already demonstrated his capability to contribute significantly to the team's success


  5. Strategic Fit: Kelly's playing style and defensive capabilities align well with Juventus' tactical setup. His ability to read the game, coupled with his physical presence, enhances the team's defensive solidity and overall performance

  6. Branding: Kelly's last name begins with a K. Once Juventus agrees a move for Kim from Bayern, the club can deploy Kalulu, Kim, and Kelly together. This stalwart defense can then be branded as the KKK, which aligns well with the clubs vision of football for the future.
Conclusion The acquisition of Lloyd Kelly for €27 million is a well-considered decision by Juventus. It not only addresses immediate defensive needs but also aligns with the club's strategic goals of building a robust and versatile squad. This investment is poised to yield significant returns both on and off the pitch, reinforcing Juventus' competitive edge in domestic and European competitions.
 

juvesince96

Senior Member
Nov 30, 2021
621
Just saw the goal. Kelly got raped. Even the commentator said the scorer looked like Crespo compared to him. I bet this Brit prick doesnt even know who that is.



Executive Summary: Juventus' Acquisition of Lloyd Kelly
Introduction Juventus' decision to acquire Lloyd Kelly for €27 million from Newcastle United has been a strategic move aimed at bolstering their defensive lineup. This acquisition aligns with the club's long-term vision of strengthening their squad with versatile and reliable players.

Key Points

  1. Defensive Reinforcement: Lloyd Kelly's addition addresses Juventus' immediate need for defensive stability. With key players like Gleison Bremer and Juan Cabal out for the season, Kelly's presence provides much-needed depth and reliability in the backline


  2. Versatility and Experience: Kelly brings versatility, being able to play both as a center-back and a left-back. His experience in the Premier League with Bournemouth and Newcastle United has equipped him with the skills to adapt quickly to Serie A's tactical demands


  3. Financial Prudence: The structured deal, which includes a loan fee and performance-based add-ons, ensures financial prudence. Juventus initially paid a €3 million loan fee, with the remaining €24 million contingent on performance metrics, making the investment manageable and performance-driven


  4. Future Potential: At 26, Kelly is entering his prime years. His potential for growth and development makes him a valuable long-term asset for Juventus. His consistent performances in Serie A have already demonstrated his capability to contribute significantly to the team's success


  5. Strategic Fit: Kelly's playing style and defensive capabilities align well with Juventus' tactical setup. His ability to read the game, coupled with his physical presence, enhances the team's defensive solidity and overall performance

  6. Branding: Kelly's last name begins with a K. Once Juventus agrees a move for Kim from Bayern, the club can deploy Kalulu, Kim, and Kelly together. This stalwart defense can then be branded as the KKK, which aligns well with the clubs vision of football for the future.
Conclusion The acquisition of Lloyd Kelly for €27 million is a well-considered decision by Juventus. It not only addresses immediate defensive needs but also aligns with the club's strategic goals of building a robust and versatile squad. This investment is poised to yield significant returns both on and off the pitch, reinforcing Juventus' competitive edge in domestic and European competitions.
had me until KKK :lol2:
 

Badass J Elkann

It's time to go!!
Feb 12, 2006
68,893
Just saw the goal. Kelly got raped. Even the commentator said the scorer looked like Crespo compared to him. I bet this Brit prick doesnt even know who that is.



Executive Summary: Juventus' Acquisition of Lloyd Kelly
Introduction Juventus' decision to acquire Lloyd Kelly for €27 million from Newcastle United has been a strategic move aimed at bolstering their defensive lineup. This acquisition aligns with the club's long-term vision of strengthening their squad with versatile and reliable players.

Key Points

  1. Defensive Reinforcement: Lloyd Kelly's addition addresses Juventus' immediate need for defensive stability. With key players like Gleison Bremer and Juan Cabal out for the season, Kelly's presence provides much-needed depth and reliability in the backline


  2. Versatility and Experience: Kelly brings versatility, being able to play both as a center-back and a left-back. His experience in the Premier League with Bournemouth and Newcastle United has equipped him with the skills to adapt quickly to Serie A's tactical demands


  3. Financial Prudence: The structured deal, which includes a loan fee and performance-based add-ons, ensures financial prudence. Juventus initially paid a €3 million loan fee, with the remaining €24 million contingent on performance metrics, making the investment manageable and performance-driven


  4. Future Potential: At 26, Kelly is entering his prime years. His potential for growth and development makes him a valuable long-term asset for Juventus. His consistent performances in Serie A have already demonstrated his capability to contribute significantly to the team's success


  5. Strategic Fit: Kelly's playing style and defensive capabilities align well with Juventus' tactical setup. His ability to read the game, coupled with his physical presence, enhances the team's defensive solidity and overall performance

  6. Branding: Kelly's last name begins with a K. Once Juventus agrees a move for Kim from Bayern, the club can deploy Kalulu, Kim, and Kelly together. This stalwart defense can then be branded as the KKK, which aligns well with the clubs vision of football for the future.
Conclusion The acquisition of Lloyd Kelly for €27 million is a well-considered decision by Juventus. It not only addresses immediate defensive needs but also aligns with the club's strategic goals of building a robust and versatile squad. This investment is poised to yield significant returns both on and off the pitch, reinforcing Juventus' competitive edge in domestic and European competitions.
Fucking right and yet there are people blaming anyone else but Kelly for the goal

P.s. Crespo was in the stands yesterday with cannavaro, thuram and Di Vaio
 

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