Lloyd Kelly - D LC - Newcastle (19 Viewers)

[PhRoZeN]

Somebody make it make sense?

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I hope he isn't checking our social media pages because there isn't one positive comment.

Will they plant fake fans outside to welcome him?

Unfortunately we got plenty of delusional fans, he will most certainly be welcomed. The only time he won't is if he spoke ill against us and was a hardcore merda fan and player. Otherwise plenty of fans are ready to suck his half cast cock.

 

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[Badass J Elkann]

Fuck it, @Osman you still in Turin tomorrow? he can represent our message at Jmedical

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Unfortunately we got plenty of delusional fans, he will most certainly be welcomed. The only time he won't is if he spoke ill against us and was a hardcore merda fan and player. Otherwise plenty of fans are ready to suck his half cast cock.

It'll be kids and teenagers who will be there for his autograph to sell on ebay for like 10 euros

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Meanwhile in toonland

Spoiler: Toon forum

They probably havent had this much of a laugh at us since we signed Boumsong off them.

 

[PhRoZeN]

They probably havent had this much of a laugh at us since we signed Boumsong off them.

Oddly, there's a sign of respect from them, I checked out three of their forums and as a whole while they laughed in amazement, they still respected us. One person calling us a top 5 Europe club, another saying how he has gone to the best place to learn defending, others saying how he got lucky with a move to Juve etc. surprised, just nice not to be looked at with disgust for once.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Oddly, there's a sign of respect from them, I checked out three of their forums and as a whole while they laughed in amazement, they still respected us. One person calling us a top 5 Europe club, another saying how he has gone to the best place to learn defending, others saying how he got lucky with a move to Juve etc. surprised, just nice not to be looked at with disgust for once.

of course they respect us even more now since we're giving them money for free basically.

 

[Lion]

It would be easier to panic buy by getting another Rinaudo from Serie A than to spend 20M on a random Englishman from Newcastle

David Luiz was also signed in suspicious circumstances.

Lot of English teams have been making random deals lately to comply with PSR rules

But my theory will go out of the window if this deal ends up being an option and not an obligation.

Its very uncharacteristic of us to sign some random Kelly from England even for the most incompetent of directors

The length you will go to defend an incompetent director that spent 25m on 4th goalie. And you still now 7 months later…still act like he has any clue

You are a cultist

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Found his boots for the season:

 

[DanielSz]

Kelly’s best performance this season came against Tottenham where he started at LB in a back four. That’s where he was utilized exclusively last season at Bournemouth, where they also ran a back four. That’s what earned him a move to Newcastle. Knowing how Motta wants to utilize his fullbacks, I would be surprised if he WASNT primarily a fullback at Juve. Cambiaso doesn’t really have a backup, and he’ll probably leave in the summer anyway.

 

[decfro]

Okay Okay why in the world did we sign Grace Kelly, poor woman has been dead for 40 years, and all this time she was in Newcastle.Let the poor woman rest in peace, yikes.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Kelly’s best performance this season came against Tottenham where he started at LB in a back four. That’s where he was utilized exclusively last season at Bournemouth, where they also ran a back four. That’s what earned him a move to Newcastle. Knowing how Motta wants to utilize his fullbacks, I would be surprised if he WASNT primarily a fullback at Juve. Cambiaso doesn’t really have a backup, and he’ll probably leave in the summer anyway.

Lloyd Kelly and Cabal for the LB position.

We stacked for the next 10+ years.

 

[Nomuken]

Lord Kelly if he does well here.

 

[Alin]

Meanwhile in toonland

Spoiler: Toon forum

They are in awe, would be like us selling Rugani for €20M nowadays lol

https://youtube.com/shorts/Lbj0SDjRgaM?si=aw7AP4VUZAqyhXH0

 

[mjromeo81]

Now this is a proper panic buy.

 

[Brny44]

This is not a panic buy, this is idiotic buy

 

[mjromeo81]

This is not a panic buy, this is idiotic buy

I'm just speechless this is actually happening.

I still can't believe it.

It makes no fucking sense. I've tried to make sense of it but I can't.

 

[Rockets]

The only sense for this deal is Turk's theory, which is money is going into Giuntoli's pockets.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

I'm just speechless this is actually happening.

I still can't believe it.

It makes no fucking sense. I've tried to make sense of it but I can't.

Maybe Junktoli is a Ned Kelly fan?

 

[Alen]

Honestly giuntoli is arguably the worst sporting director I've ever seen at this club

Still Tici.

 

[piotrr]

save us Lord Kelly

 

[Amer]

save us Lord Kelly

More like put us out of our misery.

 

[abstract]

He was one of the best defenders in EFL Championship.
Welcome to Juve, he'll fit perfectly.