Lloyd Kelly - D LC - Newcastle (17 Viewers)

[Alin]

Most annoying with it being an obligation is that if he stays fit till summer (which he will just to spite us before getting injured again next season) we will be forced to buy because there’ll be plenty of space for him to play due to other injuries/suspensions, and i honestly don’t even expect him to be a complete liability but rather a decent depth option to have, likely out of his depth in big games but will do the job against low tier teams, however investing this much in our current state on a gamble for a guy who’s well known to be injury prone and with a relatively low ceiling is just odd to say the least.

 

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[Akshen]

We are in the phase of acceptance right? Well at least he seems to be able to ping nice passes with that left foot.

 

[Leendiz]

The saviour has arrived.... all hail Kelly

 

[PhRoZeN]

We bought the wrong Lewis Kelly. Arsenal's Lewis Skelly stole the headlines today. Sleepy Joe was supposed to head to London but ended up on the wrong flight to Newcastle.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Lloyd Kellini will prove all of you fuckers wrong

Chef and Master Motta got this shit on lock

 

[Stevie]

£20 is crazy for a player who was just let go for free and is so Injury prone. I don't know how the came up with that figure.

Should of at least been an option to buy.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

£20 is crazy for a player who was just let go for free and is so Injury prone. I don't know how the came up with that figure.

Should of at least been an option to buy.

Just to add Newcastle get a sell on clause too... this deal just reeks of us losing money no matter what

 

[Valerio.]

Just to add Newcastle get a sell on clause too... this deal just reeks of us losing money no matter what

yeah it's madness!
unbelievable deal.
Did we have any trading with them before this? else no way someone would spend that money on Kelly. Would've been better to go for a Serie A experienced player.

 

[Xperd]

yeah it's madness!
unbelievable deal.
Did we have any trading with them before this? else no way someone would spend that money on Kelly. Would've been better to go for a Serie A experienced player.

Newcastle need to comply with PSR rules and we are interested in Tonali too(probably a deal for the summer)

There is certainly something shady about this.

 

[mondo1]

Newcastle need to comply with PSR rules and we are interested in Tonali too(probably a deal for the summer)

There is certainly something shady about this.

There’s only one thing shady with the deal… it’s Junktoli being an idiot without a plan. And no there is no we buy Kelly to get Tonali discount in the summer. It’s just an awful director making panic buys because he has no clue


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[Stevie]

Newcastle need to comply with PSR rules and we are interested in Tonali too(probably a deal for the summer)

There is certainly something shady about this.

Interesting... If we buy tonali for a reasonable price in the summer then it totally makes sense

 

[DAiDEViL]

Interesting... If we buy tonali for a reasonable price in the summer then it totally makes sense

Add Douglas Luiz to the list of shady deals.

 

[Xperd]

There’s only one thing shady with the deal… it’s Junktoli being an idiot without a plan. And no there is no we buy Kelly to get Tonali discount in the summer. It’s just an awful director making panic buys because he has no clue


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It would be easier to panic buy by getting another Rinaudo from Serie A than to spend 20M on a random Englishman from Newcastle

David Luiz was also signed in suspicious circumstances.

Lot of English teams have been making random deals lately to comply with PSR rules

But my theory will go out of the window if this deal ends up being an option and not an obligation.

Its very uncharacteristic of us to sign some random Kelly from England even for the most incompetent of directors

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Interesting... If we buy tonali for a reasonable price in the summer then it totally makes sense

Believe me, Newcastle directors will sell Tonali to the highest bidder, they wont give a shit about Giuntoli.

 

[mondo1]

It would be easier to panic buy by getting another Rinaudo from Serie A than to spend 20M on a random Englishman from Newcastle

David Luiz was also signed in suspicious circumstances.

Lot of English teams have been making random deals lately to comply with PSR rules

But my theory will go out of the window if this deal ends up being an option and not an obligation.

Its very uncharacteristic of us to sign some random Kelly from England even for the most incompetent of directors

And where is our Aston villa discount ? There has been plenty of shady deals but never a favorable one… this screams incompetence more than anything.

Where’s our Atalanta discount ? Our fiorentina discount ?

Mark my words we only get Tonali if we pay another premium price. That’s the only way Junktoli can handle stuff

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[PhRoZeN]

Just to add Newcastle get a sell on clause too... this deal just reeks of us losing money no matter what

Lmao, that's the card you play on a player that's young with potential, not a fucking cripple, inconsistent nobody. Wow hats off to Newcastle.

 

[Stevie]

Haven't seen one comment anywhere on the internet that thinks this is a good deal for Juve.

Literally everyone is laughing at us.

I can't help but think back to all of the times the club penny pinched over certain transfers that didn't happen and now we are really playing £20 for Newcastle's 4th choice CB injury prone reject.

Madness..

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Lmao, that's the card you play on a player that's young with potential, not a fucking cripple, inconsistent nobody. Wow hats off to Newcastle.

If anyone thinks Newcastle will ever be doing us any favours, think again, if anything I bet they can't wait for Giuntoli to come crawling again in the summer for Tonali and be quoted like 70 mill, and knowing giuntoli and his obsession with Tonali, he would flog the likes of Yildiz for a fraction of their potential value to get his guy.

Honestly giuntoli is a fucking laughing stock on so many levels its unreal, and I maintain that he is arguably the worst sporting director I've ever seen at this club, honestly I feel sick about this deal, in fact I was with 3 other Juve fans yesterday en route to watch Notts county and yet in the morning we talked about fagioli going to fiorentina for a disgustingly low ball deal, in the afternoon we joked about how we had seen more Notts county wins than Juve wins live, and by the evening I was kicking off over Lloyd Kelly after a pleasant home cooked Italian dinner together, so much so we played this card game which involved funny questions and we had to come up with the answers, every other answer was about how Giuntoli is a fucking clown just to humour ourselves. Yeah thanks a lot giuntoli, you really pissed on my weekend! CUNT!

 

[PhRoZeN]

Meanwhile in toonland

Spoiler: Toon forum

 

[Stevie]

Somebody make it make sense?

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I hope he isn't checking our social media pages because there isn't one positive comment.

Will they plant fake fans outside to welcome him?