Libya leader Col Moammar Khadafy to United Nations: Abolish Switzerland! (5 Viewers)

ReBeL

The Jackal
Jan 14, 2005
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Libya's Col. Moammar Khadafy has a beef with Switzerland and plans to ask the United Nations to abolish the tiny Alpine home of milk chocolate, cuckoo clocks and yodeling.

According to Swiss minister Christa Markwalder, Khadafy will demand that Switzerland be wiped off the map when he comes to New York Sept. 23. He apparently wants the country to be dismembered and the land parceled out among neighbouring France, Germany and Italy.

The Libya-Swiss kerfuffle began a year ago, when Khadafy's youngest son, Hannibal Khadafy, and his pregnant wife were arrested in a Geneva luxury hotel for beating two servants with a belt and a coat-hanger.

Hannibal Khadafy had previously been busted in both France and Italy for beating a woman and fighting a cop, and once for driving drunk down Paris' Champs Elysee at 90 mph - the wrong way.

Libya retaliated with fury, recalling some diplomats, suspending visas for Swiss citizens, withdrawing funds from Swiss banks, shuttering the Tripoli office of Nestle and threatening to cut off oil deliveries to Switzerland.

Two Swiss businessmen were barred from leaving the country until Libya received an apology for Hannibal's arrest.

Two weeks ago, Swiss President Hans-Rudolf Merz sought to win their release after a year by traveling to Triploi to apologize for the arrest.

Libya promised to let the hostages go by Sept. 1 - but reneged. Now Merz is fending off calls for his resignation.
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I heard many funny stories in politicsduring my life , and saw many things that was suggested by the stupid Qaddafi, but this is just :lol:
 

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ReBeL

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Jan 14, 2005
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  • Thread Starter #5
    :lol:

    wtf is his problem with switzerland?? when have the swiss done anything to anyone?
    Here is why:

    The Libya-Swiss kerfuffle began a year ago, when Khadafy's youngest son, Hannibal Khadafy, and his pregnant wife were arrested in a Geneva luxury hotel for beating two servants with a belt and a coat-hanger.
    Instead of killing his stupid son, he wants Switzerland to be wipe off the map.
     

    swag

    L'autista
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    Sep 23, 2003
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    #8
    F* the Swiss! What have they done for me lately other than get Roger Federer to pitch Rolexes??

    Anybody that neutral just pisses me off. Into the oven with them! :(
     

    Martin

    Senior Member
    Dec 31, 2000
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    #10
    F* the Swiss! What have they done for me lately other than get Roger Federer to pitch Rolexes??

    Anybody that neutral just pisses me off. Into the oven with them! :(
    And they screw you on parking. AND at the laundry machine. AND make you buy slugs for the shower.
     

    swag

    L'autista
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    Sep 23, 2003
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    #13
    And they screw you on parking. AND at the laundry machine. AND make you buy slugs for the shower.
    Having a friend who lived on the other side in Ferney-Voltaire, France while working for CERN in Switzerland, this sounds about right. Crossing the border was basically an invitation to a mugging to him.
     

    Rami

    The Linuxologist
    Dec 24, 2004
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    #14
    Having a friend who lived on the other side in Ferney-Voltaire, France while working for CERN in Switzerland, this sounds about right. Crossing the border was basically an invitation to a mugging to him.
    When will the LHC be turned on and doom us all?
     

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